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re: Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:43 pm to gnarkill1529
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:43 pm to gnarkill1529
RULE # ?? Don't post anything in response to a mizzou tiger fan unless you request to do so first
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:43 pm to TideSatchel
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Problem with that is, you're not trolling anybody. We just like watching you shite all over yourself. You gon' get raped on Saturday.
Oh yeah, he did admit he was trolling, didn't he?
The RA button practically found itself.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:44 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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MizzouSEC2012SECEast
obvious drunk dumbass missouri fan is obvious
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:44 pm to Alabamya
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:44 pm to cyde
No I'm not trolling I have a right to post on here and I was letting you guys no the rules and regulations to the ZOU
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:45 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Rule #20: Don't bother looking for a bathroom. Fans of all other SEC teams legally have the right to just take a shite wherever they want to in the entire state of Missouri.
We will. With your women.
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Well to that I say go frick yourselves
We will. With your women.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:46 pm to MizzouSEC2012
quote:sounds like you said you're trolling.
i will do whatever the hell I want for my enjoyment and if it means trolling Bama retards than that's what I will do so frick off
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:47 pm to TideSatchel
You guys are no fun you got me in trouble 
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:47 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Stfu Yankee. You're about to witness big boy football. When you say your prayers tonight be thankful of it.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:48 pm to Alabamya
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I would say we are going to steal your bitches but you can keep those pastey white whores. We will bring our own.
What? You mean you got your own pastey white whores in Bama? Well then, feel free to bring'm on up with ya! No wonder you guys travel in RV's
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:49 pm to MizzouSEC2012
So do they call it the Zou because the women look like hippos and the stadium smells like shite?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:49 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:49 pm to jafo
Where are you Mizzou Kills we need your help
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:50 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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You guys are no fun you got me in trouble
It's ok. A poster as shitty as you are is bound to take a few lumps here and there on your journey.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:50 pm to TideSatchel
This
...or this?
Welcome to the SEC bitch. We gonna make you squeal like a piggy and we goin in dry.
...or this?
Welcome to the SEC bitch. We gonna make you squeal like a piggy and we goin in dry.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:51 pm to cyde
I never said the rules don't apply anything I posted prior to the trolling comment is still 100% valid
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:52 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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I never said the rules don't apply anything I posted prior to the trolling comment is still 100% valid
But your posts all suck, so I just disregard them and nothing of value is lost.
See? Win-win.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:55 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Attention Mizzou : The Rules of Conduct When Hosting the Kings of the SEC
Rule #1: Stay at home. Nobody thinks you're going to win, so showing up to the mauling won't be worth it for you.
Rule #2: If you decide to come to the game and you're an a-hole to any Bama fan we will poison your trees and teabag every single one of you.
Rule #3: Don't cheer at all. We don't commit false starts very often, nor does crowd noise phase AJ McCarron. You'll be wasting oxygen. Think you're gonna make a play worth cheering for? You won't.
Rule #4: Don't steal our shite, and don't worry about us stealing yours because we don't want your yankee products.
Rule #5: We'll park wherever the frick we want. If it means on the damn sideline we will do it. Tell us to move and you have to find a way to drive home with four flat tires and no steering wheel.
Rule #6: When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line you are to report to the back of the aforementioned line IMMEDIATELY. We have to watch out team play real football, so we don't have time to wait behind your ugly women.
Rule #7: Don't act like an a-hole
Rule #8: While inside the stadium feel free to ask for picture of Bryant Denny. That is a real stadium.
Rule #9: Don't frick with anyone or everyone including Jesse Williams will kick your arse.
Rule #10: Anything Nick Saban deems necessary
Rule #1: Stay at home. Nobody thinks you're going to win, so showing up to the mauling won't be worth it for you.
Rule #2: If you decide to come to the game and you're an a-hole to any Bama fan we will poison your trees and teabag every single one of you.
Rule #3: Don't cheer at all. We don't commit false starts very often, nor does crowd noise phase AJ McCarron. You'll be wasting oxygen. Think you're gonna make a play worth cheering for? You won't.
Rule #4: Don't steal our shite, and don't worry about us stealing yours because we don't want your yankee products.
Rule #5: We'll park wherever the frick we want. If it means on the damn sideline we will do it. Tell us to move and you have to find a way to drive home with four flat tires and no steering wheel.
Rule #6: When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line you are to report to the back of the aforementioned line IMMEDIATELY. We have to watch out team play real football, so we don't have time to wait behind your ugly women.
Rule #7: Don't act like an a-hole
Rule #8: While inside the stadium feel free to ask for picture of Bryant Denny. That is a real stadium.
Rule #9: Don't frick with anyone or everyone including Jesse Williams will kick your arse.
Rule #10: Anything Nick Saban deems necessary
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:55 pm to cyde
Rule # ?? You're the only Bama Fan allowed to show your face at the Zou on Saturday
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:57 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Rule # ?? You're the only Bama Fan allowed to show your face at the Zou on Saturday
Cool, but I'm bringing 20,000 or 30,000 guests.
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