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re: Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By

Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:28 pm to
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:28 pm to
We're gonna poison the frick out of your trees, and you will like it. This is what you signed up for so it's not rape.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31877 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:29 pm to
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Rule # 17 Alabama fans are not allowed to tell us they're going to kick our asses when we haven't played the game yet

Rule # 18 Only Mizzou fans can start shitty garbage threads prior to the game.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:29 pm to
Well. Bless your heart.
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:30 pm to
nobody gives a shite about your stadium, team, fans, or rules...and rammer jammer will be heard saturday all over Missouri because of your small HIGH SCHOOL stadium
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
9179 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:30 pm to
I would say we are going to steal your bitches but you can keep those pastey white whores. We will bring our own.
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:30 pm to
Yeah he does he just doesn't like when I post with emotions which I promise SoCalMizzou I'm just having a little fun with these frickers who talk shite all the time about our stadium, team, and how we don't belong
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:31 pm to
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Rule #1. Stay at home, Nobody wants to see your trashy RV's parked outside the Zou
Part of the fun of being a fan is away games. We will support our team and University wherever and whenever possible.
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Rule #2. If you decide to travel to the Zou and walk past the student section lineup outside the stadium and be an a-hole you will get your arse kicked
Trash talking is part of the fun
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Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)

Why the frick even go if you're not going to cheer as loudly as you can? Once again, frick you
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Rule #4. Don't steal our shite more importantly our alcohol or I will have to kill you
Your women it is
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Rule #5 Parking is usually on a first come first serve basis but in your case that rule doesn't apply so pick a spot as far away as possible from the stadium and deal with it the exercise will do wonders for you.
I will take your spot
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Rule #6 When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line report to the back of the line or until you see no more gold or black
I bet you are lovely at parties
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Rule# 7 Don't act like an a-hole (refer to rule 2)
frick you
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Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like
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Rule #9 Don't frick with Truman or everyone including Truman will kick your arse
I can respect a President
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Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary
Who put this a-hole in charge?
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:32 pm to
the first time you frickers start that we will start our MIZ ZOU chant and drown your asses out, and by the way we won't be hearing that shite anyway because Mizzou knocks off the #1 team in the nation for first SEC win
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:32 pm to
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Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary
Who put this a-hole in charge?


kills leaving created a vacuum of Mizzou trolling posts. He's just working on technique.
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:33 pm to
How is that fantasy land you live in?
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:33 pm to
You guys will have long since emptied the stadium err I mean bleachers I guess, whatever you wanna call it, by that time.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31877 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:34 pm to
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the first time you frickers start that we will start our MIZ ZOU chant and drown your asses out, and by the way we won't be hearing that shite anyway because Mizzou knocks off the #1 team in the nation for first SEC win

It'll be interesting to see how you manage to "drown us out" after all your fans silently file out of the stadium by the third quarter.
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:34 pm to
we will have more mother frickers there in rv's than you can fit in that piece of shite stadium of yours and if you think that they wont be singing along to rammer jammer your fricking high...your shitty fans dont know what real football is...gtfo and dont come back
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:36 pm to
Rule #1 Is not strictly enforced as long as I don't have to hear your generators running all night long then I will be pissed off

Rule #2 Don't piss off the student section or your in for a long night

Rule #3 Keep it to a minimum because the band is more entertaining

Rule #4 Never are you allowed to even look at one of our woman

Rule #5 Your arse will be walking I promise you
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:38 pm to
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Rule #3 Keep it to a minimum because the band is more entertaining
We will take your women and make you like it
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:40 pm to
worse troll ever because missouri sucks and nobody gives a shite about yall
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:40 pm to
Don't worry our woman would have absolutely no interest whatsoever in anyone from BAMA
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:40 pm to
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Yeah he does he just doesn't like when I post with emotions which I promise SoCalMizzou I'm just having a little fun with these frickers who talk shite all the time about our stadium, team, and how we don't belong


Lol. Enjoy the rest of the shite sandwich you just made for yourself.

I'm gonna...
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:41 pm to
and if coming to the Zou Saturday don't let these mother frickers take over
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:42 pm to
Problem with that is, you're not trolling anybody. We just like watching you shite all over yourself. You gon' get raped on Saturday.
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