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aTm cooks a dry turkey
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:50 pm
Doesn’t have canned cranberry sauce, and drives slow in the left lane of I-10.
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:52 pm to Errerrerrwere
1. frick that noise. I’m making the brine right now. It’s going on the smoker at 645 tomorrow.
2. Cranberry sauce doesn’t matter.
3. I will murder those who don’t use the left lane for passing.
2. Cranberry sauce doesn’t matter.
3. I will murder those who don’t use the left lane for passing.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:52 pm to Errerrerrwere
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:54 pm to Farmer1906
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2. Cranberry sauce doesn’t matter.
C’mon Farmer. You need the canned sauce for the wife to make sammiches the next day.
Lightly toasted!
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:55 pm to Errerrerrwere
A&M buys scratch off tickets and tries to immediately redeem them while I’m behind them trying to pay for my bud heavy
Posted on 11/27/19 at 7:56 pm to Sun God
aTm drives F-150’s while all the real baws in the SEC drive 250’s.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:13 pm to Errerrerrwere
Found on roadside dead? Pass
I’ll take a tundra. They’re made in Texas after all.
I’ll take a tundra. They’re made in Texas after all.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:14 pm to Errerrerrwere
Aggie puts tomatoes in his gumbo.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:19 pm to Errerrerrwere
The birds got injected an hour ago with butter and coated with Tony Chachere's. They will be in the peanut oil at 9:00 a.m. sharp. The coonazzes' greatest gift to Mankind was perfecting whole turkey frying. Mighty tasty.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:26 pm to gman1772
We also made the Higgins boat
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:29 pm to gman1772
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The coonazzes' greatest gift to Mankind was perfecting whole turkey frying. Mighty tasty.
Yes. That and
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Tony Chachere's.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:48 pm to Errerrerrwere
My wife is in the kitchen as we speak making pans of dressing with no bra on. Pendulous Southern melons.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:51 pm to Errerrerrwere
Aggie makes stuffing not dressing.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:52 pm to Errerrerrwere
Tony Chachere
Never realized it wasn't a made up brand name when I was looking up a place to buy the stuff on the interwebs many years ago. I got hooked on it back in the early 80's during my not infrequent forays to New Orleans. One of my favorite dives had it on the table as a seasoning/condiment. Tony Chachere was heck of a man. Self made millionaire, avid outdoorsman.
Never realized it wasn't a made up brand name when I was looking up a place to buy the stuff on the interwebs many years ago. I got hooked on it back in the early 80's during my not infrequent forays to New Orleans. One of my favorite dives had it on the table as a seasoning/condiment. Tony Chachere was heck of a man. Self made millionaire, avid outdoorsman.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:56 pm to gman1772
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Tony Chachere was heck of a man. Self made millionaire, avid outdoorsman
he actually was an insurance salesman. true dat
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:57 pm to Catahoula20LSU
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Aggie makes stuffing not dressing.
Well done Cat.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:58 pm to Errerrerrwere
I drive a Tesla.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:39 pm to ghusbhus
I believe you.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:41 pm to Errerrerrwere
Aggies believe that Epstein killed himself
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:10 pm to FUBAR
Aggy pays three separate tickets in the Popeyes drive through.
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