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re: At Least Auburn Softball Kept it Close
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:20 am to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:20 am to SidewalkTiger
Yes, he is. It's well known in Alabama.
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:30 am to captdalton
Auburn number 1 and Alabama number 13, just ahead of the university that quit,…how long before Bama quits too?
Auburn 1st, Bama barely ahead of quitters
Auburn 1st, Bama barely ahead of quitters
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:51 am to PrattvilleTiger
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I mean, I have heard Patrick can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.....
Gross.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:39 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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Yes, he is. It's well known in Alabama.
So… a guy who prefers the company of other men decides on a career where he is constantly surrounded by nothing but….women.
I have never heard that he is gay and I have lived in four different Alabama cities for around 40 years.
I am not sure I want to know how you know he is gay. But maybe there is something you need to tell us? Get off your chest? Dust off from the closet?
Honestly, I have never thought “I wonder if the softball coach is gay?”. But you have obviously given it a lot of thought.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:41 pm to FlyDownTheField83
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Auburn number 1 and Alabama number 13, just ahead of the university that quit,…how long before Bama quits too?
Holy shite. Auburn fans have been reduced to talking smack about tennis. John Cohen has truly destroyed Auburn athletics.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:45 pm to captdalton
Well, it's pretty well known. Maybe you move in less informed circles. And no, I never think about it. Your fans started this thread because of you guys' AUBsessive hatred of our university. Sorry if we're a little sensitive. Environmental terrorism was committed on our campus by one of your crazed fans while the rest of you celebrated it.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:47 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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And no, I never think about it.
Yet you keep posting about it.
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Environmental terrorism was committed on our campus by one of your crazed fans while the rest of you celebrated it.
Here is an olive branch.. er, live oak branch.
Live Oak Seedlings - 1 Gallon Three Pack
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:53 pm to captdalton
Eh, we got some redemption about 4 months later when God himself tried to wipe yalls town off the map. We're good now.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:59 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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Eh, we got some redemption about a year later when God himself tried to wipe yalls town off the map. We're good now.
Auburn fans ladies and gents.
And no, your athletic department is anything but good.
The good news for Auburn fans is that if a tornado ever rolls through Auburn it will do millions in improvements. Heck, Auburn’s 1960s cold war architecture may be storm proof.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:00 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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Eh, we got some redemption about 4 months later when God himself tried to wipe yalls town off the map. We're good now.
Wow, you're a piece of shite.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:09 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Well, I guess I'd fit right in with your Harvey Updyke worshiping fanbase.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:12 pm to captdalton
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Honestly, I have never thought “I wonder if the softball coach is gay?”. But you have obviously given it a lot of thought.
Well no, you're too busy worrying about all things LSU.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:14 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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Well, I guess I'd fit right in with your Harvey Updyke worshiping fanbase.
Yes, because one dude killing a couple of fricking trees is equivalent to tornadoes that killed 64 people and injured over 1,500 you fricking twat.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:21 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
If they hadn't have dug up and removed all the dirt around those trees it would have seeped into the water supply and poisoned thousands of people you f'ing dumb@ss.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:21 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Well no, you're too busy worrying about all things LSU.
You remember that time Patrick Murphy accepted the LSU head coaching job?
And then as soon as he got there he realized he had made a huge mistake?
Those were fun times.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:24 pm to captdalton
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You remember that time Patrick Murphy accepted the LSU head coaching job?
And then as soon as he got there he realized he had made a huge mistake?
Those were fun times.
No, I don't follow softball, when was that?
I bet you'd know if he was gay, if he was LSU's coach...
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:24 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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If they hadn't have dug up and removed all the dirt around those trees it would have seeped into the water supply and poisoned thousands of people you f'ing dumb@ss.
Auburn should look into getting a water treatment facility instead of having to haul water from the Toomer’s Corner well.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:31 pm to SidewalkTiger
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if he was LSU's coach..
He was LSU’s coach for three days in 2011. Had an introductory press conference and all. He quickly realized what a mistake he made. And you are lying that you don’t know all about it.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:33 pm to captdalton
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He was LSU’s coach for three days in 2011. Had an introductory press conference and all. He quickly realized what a mistake he made. And you are lying that you don’t know all about it.
That was 15 years ago and I don't follow softball
I didn't even know who your coach and I didn't even know he was a ghey.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:36 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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If they hadn't have dug up and removed all the dirt around those trees it would have seeped into the water supply and poisoned thousands of people you f'ing dumb@ss.
Regardless of what kind of BS you want to make up, the fact that you make jokes about an event that actually claimed human lives shows what kind of person you are. No one here is defending Updyke, we're only saying you're a piece of shite.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 2:37 pm
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