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re: As the Funnel Empties: UT Pikes Deny Butt Chugging, Hilarious PC covered by CNN
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:30 pm to Lee County Tiger
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:30 pm to Lee County Tiger
LOL...hold a press conference to announce you're not gay. 
If they want this PR nightmare to go away, they should just stop talking about it. This video of them denying buttchugging and denying being gay is way funnier than the initial news reports about it.
If they want this PR nightmare to go away, they should just stop talking about it. This video of them denying buttchugging and denying being gay is way funnier than the initial news reports about it.
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:34 pm to Lee County Tiger
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As a lawyer, I can only dream of the day that I get to hold my very own buttchugging presser
I like how he(butt chugger) asked about being gay, also
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:34 pm to Bellabama
"Placement of tubing in a rectum is not evidence that one is gay. I can speak to this from experience...wait, nevermind.
Ummmm...we demand that those who make slanderous accusations concerning butt-chugging pay for their actions. In my day, that type of behavior was perfectly norm...ahem.
My client isn't gay."
Ummmm...we demand that those who make slanderous accusations concerning butt-chugging pay for their actions. In my day, that type of behavior was perfectly norm...ahem.
My client isn't gay."
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:46 pm to NBamaAlum
One shot of Everclear up the poop shute, drunk for a week. 
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:48 pm to Herman Frisco
I'll take your word for it.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:48 pm to NBamaAlum
Be careful what you say in this thread, or the enforcer will get you.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:49 pm to Lee County Tiger
I haven't watched any of the PC...did the alleged buttchugger really wear UT orange?
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:50 pm to VirgilCaine
quote:Can someone autotune this presser?
Their lawyer repeatedly saying buttchugging,
I'm tired of Gangnam Style, it's time for something fresh.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:53 pm to Ice Cold
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Can someone autotune this presser?
I don't make admin money, therefore I can't afford autotune. Sorry Ice.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:53 pm to NBamaAlum
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I haven't watched any of the PC
You really do need to.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:54 pm to Bellabama
Dude has got the perfect name too. Broughton.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:54 pm to Ice Cold
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Can someone autotune this presser?
send it to the gregory brothers, they do the "autotune the news" stuff
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:54 pm to NBamaAlum
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I haven't watched any of the PC...did the alleged buttchugger really wear UT orange?
OH YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:55 pm to NBamaAlum
Yes, do yourself a favor and watch it when you get a chance, all 8:27 of it. It's comedy gold.
The lawyer speaks and then the buttchugger makes a statement. A reporter asks him what happened that night and he looks disgruntled and ashamed and says "It's a long story!"
The lawyer speaks and then the buttchugger makes a statement. A reporter asks him what happened that night and he looks disgruntled and ashamed and says "It's a long story!"
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:55 pm to MaroonNation
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Dude has got the perfect name too. Broughton.
It's Scottish... BRO-Ton.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:57 pm to Bellabama
How any member of that Fraternity is able to keep a straight face during this PC is impressive
Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:59 pm to Bellabama
If the tube don't fit you must acquit.
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:01 pm to Lee County Tiger
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How any member of that Fraternity is able to keep a straight face during this PC is impressive
Why did they even agree to stand there? It's not like they can be kicked out...
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:03 pm to Lee County Tiger
bUTchug. T shirts are warm off the press.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:03 pm to Bellabama
I especially like how some had on the sunglasses and stood with their "Secret Service" stances. No way I'd ever have been there. but if I were, after the 2nd "buttchugging", I'd had to have left from cracking up.
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