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re: All 'Bama Fans are Actually in Hell...
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:55 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:55 am to Old School Tex
Good God.
Why don’t you go outside and play Hide and Go frick Yourself.
Why don’t you go outside and play Hide and Go frick Yourself.
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Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:56 am to Old School Tex
Everybody laughs at texass……legends in their own minds.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:58 am to Old School Tex
If this is hell (and I'm sure it's not), then as a football fan, I'm not sure I want to go to heaven.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:59 am to Ghost of Barnwell
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Everybody laughs at texass……legends in their own minds.
You are off topic... what would your English teacher say? Haven't you watched the video yet?
I actually thought it was complimentary to show this small time Alabama criminal getting all the dames...
And BTW for you doubters, Texas climbed to # 23 in the Coaches Poll this week...
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:01 pm to Old School Tex
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All 'Bama Fans are Actually in Hell.
No, just those that found this thread.
And, FWIW, I agree with Marlowe's interpretation of Mephistophilis in his response to Faustus:
"Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed
In one self place; for where we are is hell
And where hell is there must we ever be.
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified,
All places shall be hell that is not heaven"
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:04 pm to Che Boludo
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And, FWIW, I agree with Marlowe's interpretation of Mephistophilis in his response to Faustus:
"Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed
In one self place; for where we are is hell
And where hell is there must we ever be.
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified,
All places shall be hell that is not heaven"
Dude, you get an A+ for responding in such an on topic way. That's very metaphysical... you should come post on the Big 12 board some time... open invitation to you!!
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:12 pm to Old School Tex
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Whut??
A great old Twilight Zone episode, "A Nice Place to Visit" explains this perfectly!
Small time hustler crook gets shot and dies. He then enters the afterlife, where he meets a kindly old guide dressed in a white suit.
At first, the hustler loves this place... he is a winner, all the time! He gets all the beautiful dames... at the casino, he plays the slots and hits a jackpot every time! Heaven, right... ? Well, this hustler eventually gets bored as heck, and wants to get the fuk out of there. Hustler tells kindly old guide "I'm tired of Heaven, and want to go to the other place!!!"
Then, of course Satan / Saban gets mean and says "Heaven, whatever gave you the idea that you were in Heaven??! This is the other place! Scene closes with Saban's evil laugh!! The End
See: A Nice Place to Visit : A Twilight Zone Summary Episode!
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:15 pm to Nitro Express
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Did Not Read... LOL
'Bama guy, don't worry, you didn't have to read anything...
Just watch the video... no different than watching NASCAR with a cold one in your right hand...
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:25 pm to Hback
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gets board as heck
Was he playing Monopoly too?
Siri autocorrect did that... it keeps spelling "shite" wrong too...
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:36 pm to Old School Tex
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kindly old guide
That's Mr French from "Family Affair". I'm old so I remember that show.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:38 pm to Old School Tex
Yes, it was much better losing a bunch of games and being embarrassed constantly back during the dark ages.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 12:41 pm to DawgsLife
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That's Mr French from "Family Affair". I'm old so I remember that show.
I remember that show in reruns anyway... along with Gilligan's Island, Get Smart, and the Beverly Hillbillies... that was much better stuff than the "Pawn Stars" and "Naked and Afraid" shite we have on TV today...
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 10/3/21 at 7:05 pm to Old School Tex
Your team sucks more than the first 22 skooter.
That’s what that means……
That’s what that means……
Posted on 10/3/21 at 7:14 pm to Old School Tex
You’d trade places with us in a heartbeat and you know it
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:21 pm to StopRobot
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You’d trade places with us in a heartbeat and you know it
Haha if I admitted that it would be the end of this thread...
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:24 pm to Ghost of Barnwell
Your team sucks more than the first 22 skooter.
That’s what that means……
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Says the grim reaper... that photo of you kind of looks like you hang out with 'ol Beelzebub...
That’s what that means……
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Says the grim reaper... that photo of you kind of looks like you hang out with 'ol Beelzebub...
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:25 pm to Old School Tex
Longhorn football really does suck, you know.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:27 pm to Old School Tex
This shite reads like a broken AI routine on a bot wrote this.
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:28 pm to Atxgump
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Longhorn football really does suck, you know.
Some day, after 'ol Satan / Saban is out on his bass boat enjoying retirement, we will beat you baws again...
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:31 pm to g650Tide
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This shite reads like a broken AI routine on a bot wrote this.
No bot could come up with such a clever subject line... made you look, right?
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