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re: Alabama sucks so does your mom

Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:34 am to
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:34 am to
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$1MM says you toss a better prison salad than either.

quote:

Rip N Lip

Say bruh don’t talk to that guy like that ever again. Make us go ahead rip n ya ol lady’s lips
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23237 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 5:07 am to
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Offense is for twats

This high quality analysis is why I continue to pay my site membership.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23751 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:00 am to
Kansas..all they have there is wheat, tornadoes and women that all go to fat.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18757 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:25 am to
Boom.... there it is, UK will win the SECE!!!
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:26 am to
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Kansas..all they have there is wheat, tornadoes and women that all go to fat.



Subtract wheat and that's all Alabama has
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32685 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:27 am to
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tornadoes and women that all go to fat.

too*
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3876 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:39 am to
The old guy in the hat wants them to run the ball
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30955 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:44 am to
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Well Bama is not very good at football


The worst.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65367 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 7:44 am to
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Kansas..all they have there is wheat, tornadoes and women that all go to fat.


Alabama has never fricking beat Kansas

Deal with it
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4195 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:07 am to
Interesting.

2020 SEC Defensive Rankings:

1 Alabama (19.4 points per game)
5 Kentucky (25.9 points per game)

Oh, and as you know, Alabama had a few more games against some pretty good offensive teams. While Kentucky was at home watching (again).
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14350 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:09 am to
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Bama has a big 12 offense



Does this mean you guys plan on having a QB this year that can actually throw a forward pass?

And thanks again for Mac Jones. Turns out he was pretty good.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:12 am to
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23237 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:26 am to
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Leto II

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21413 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:34 am to
Can't I enjoy one of the few threads that wasn't started to bash Auburn?

Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23237 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 8:34 am to
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:37 am to
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Interesting.

2020 SEC Defensive Rankings:

1 Alabama (19.4 points per game)
5 Kentucky (25.9 points per game)


For the record, Alabama offense is responsible for nearly that entire disparity. Literally. Now back to wiping that game from my memory banks.

Bama still sucks at the foosball.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23237 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:47 am to
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Alabama offense is responsible for nearly that entire disparity. Literally.

Kentucky gave up 285 points in 11 games (25.9 points per game).

Alabama scored 63, leaving 222 points in 10 games (22.2 points per game).

That's only about half of that disparity (3.7 of 6.5 points per game).
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14350 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:50 am to
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Bama still sucks at the foosball.





BAMA 63 Kentucky 3.

DEFENSE, what DEFENSE?
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23751 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:50 am to
What do you call a good looking woman in Kansas? A visitor.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 9:54 am
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:54 am to
Not sure about my mom (probably) but A1abana most definitely sucks arse crack!

Did you know that they make sex with their sisters and brothers at that school? LOL yes! It’s true. Science proved it a few years back.
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