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Alabama lost to Ole Miss on purpose
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:13 pm
It was the end of week 2 in the college football season and Alabama's team didn't look motivated at all. Then the greatest head coach of all-time came up with one of his most brilliant schemes of his career. "We need to lose on purpose to really bond this team together Saban said." "We will still have plenty of time to make up ground in the polls and get back in the top 4 by the end of the season, and we'll be a much better team for it." All the coordinators and assistant coaches looked at each other and smiled because of how brilliant the plan was.
"Who is a team we could lose to who have historically been terrible and will surely choke in November?" Saban asked, Kiffin pulled out his pocket schedule, stared at it and looked up for a minute, "LSU!!!" he answered. All the other assistants smiled and nodded in agreement but Saban said "no!"
"We play them too late in the year!, We need to lose to a terrible team in the first 3 or 4 weeks!" "Ole Miss!!!" Kirby Smart yelled out Saban said "Yes, Ole Miss is perfect" and so it was.
They came up with the plan to call terrible defensive plays and to start Cooper Bateman and not put Coker in til Ole Miss was ahead by at least 20 points.
The plan worked perfectly and Alabama won the National Championship and coach Saban's legacy as the best coach of all time was cemented.
"Who is a team we could lose to who have historically been terrible and will surely choke in November?" Saban asked, Kiffin pulled out his pocket schedule, stared at it and looked up for a minute, "LSU!!!" he answered. All the other assistants smiled and nodded in agreement but Saban said "no!"
"We play them too late in the year!, We need to lose to a terrible team in the first 3 or 4 weeks!" "Ole Miss!!!" Kirby Smart yelled out Saban said "Yes, Ole Miss is perfect" and so it was.
They came up with the plan to call terrible defensive plays and to start Cooper Bateman and not put Coker in til Ole Miss was ahead by at least 20 points.
The plan worked perfectly and Alabama won the National Championship and coach Saban's legacy as the best coach of all time was cemented.
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Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:16 pm to CrimsonFever
wait
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:17 pm to CrimsonFever
I believe it
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:17 pm to CrimsonFever
I knew it had to be something like this. Roll Tide, great post.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:18 pm to MButterfly
What is up PoliHack? Good to see you are still around and not waiting for "IT".
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:18 pm to MButterfly
Alabama was saving up all their rage and anger from these past two losses as to get double revenge!
And we all know what happens when Nick Saban deals with a double revenge game:
And we all know what happens when Nick Saban deals with a double revenge game:
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:18 pm to CrimsonFever
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CrimsonFever
you're post will not stop the BBs from celebrating "back-2-back" for the next 20 years.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:22 pm to CrimsonFever
Even went as far as to pay the refs to make us lose.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:25 pm to nastynate05
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:28 pm to CrimsonFever
And you guys think Tennessee fans are delusional.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:29 pm to VolInBavaria
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And you guys think Tennessee fans are delusional.
I don't know about delusional but pretty clearly poor at picking up on sarcasm
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:30 pm to CrimsonFever
what is this shite
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:31 pm to sorantable
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what is this shite
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:38 pm to CrimsonFever
quote:Bruh, there's a bama board for this type of stuff.
CrimsonFever
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:41 pm to CrimsonFever
No, No, No.... It was all a planned game between Ole Miss and Bama...
Bama let Ole Miss win to offset UGA in the rankings, so when Bama played UGA... Bama would actually be the underdog, thus making Bama's win much more convincing...
Toward the latter third of the season, when it appeared that Ole Miss will miss the playoffs even if they win the SEC, Ole Miss paid Bama back by losing to Ark. by letting them recover the ball on that 4 and 25 play and purposefully face-masked Ark. QB on the 2 point conversion.
And.... And Hugh Freeze is Saban's illegitimate son.
Bama let Ole Miss win to offset UGA in the rankings, so when Bama played UGA... Bama would actually be the underdog, thus making Bama's win much more convincing...
Toward the latter third of the season, when it appeared that Ole Miss will miss the playoffs even if they win the SEC, Ole Miss paid Bama back by losing to Ark. by letting them recover the ball on that 4 and 25 play and purposefully face-masked Ark. QB on the 2 point conversion.
And.... And Hugh Freeze is Saban's illegitimate son.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:42 pm to CrimsonFever
And thus it was written with divine words inspired by His Royal Highness, King Saban
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:42 pm to Lokistale
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No, No, No.... It was all a planned game between Ole Miss and Bama...
Bama let Ole Miss win to offset UGA in the rankings, so when Bama played UGA... Bama would actually be the underdog, thus making Bama's win much more convincing...
Toward the latter third of the season, when it appeared that Ole Miss will miss the playoffs even if they win the SEC, Ole Miss paid Bama back by losing to Ark. by letting them recover the ball on that 4 and 25 play and purposefully face-masked Ark. QB on the 2 point conversion.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 2:44 pm to CrimsonFever
You need to take a break from starting threads.
Better yet, just wait until ~8pm and just make your daily vomit on the board thread.
Better yet, just wait until ~8pm and just make your daily vomit on the board thread.
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