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Alabama hired a yankee coach with no SEC connections

Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:07 pm
And he’s proceeded to punk Pearls arse and taken over the state

Stats Since Nate GOATs was hired

Head to Head
6-3 Oats

Wins
Oats: 104
Pearl: 101

Conference W/L
Oats: 54-24 (69%)
Pearl: 49-29 (63%)

Outright SEC Regular Season Championships
Oats: 2
Pearl: 0

SEC Tournament Championships
Oats: 2
Pearl: 0

NCAA Tournament Appearances

Oats: 3
Pearl: 2

Sweet 16 Appearances

Oats: 2
Auburn: 0

NCAA Tournament Wins

Oats: 4
Pearl: 2

Losing Seasons
Oats: 0
Pearl: More than 0

Style
Oats: Best in the SEC



Pearl: Fat Sweaty Lesbian PE Coach



Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:08 pm to
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Style Oats: Best in the SEC
wrong
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
2016 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:09 pm to
Oats owns the Sweatlord
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:09 pm to
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wrong


I welcome a counter
Posted by LewEvansFan
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:11 pm to
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I welcome a counter


Literally anyone in the conference. His tacky jackets and red buttons suck.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:12 pm to
You left off the murder statistics.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:14 pm to
This is accurate in every aspect.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:14 pm to
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You left off the murder statistics.


When a Bama player is convicted of murder, let us know
Posted by DyeHardDylan
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:15 pm to
Sweet 16’s the limit!
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:16 pm to
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Sweet 16’s the limit!


Thanks for reminding me. Auburn has in fact NOT made the Sweet 16 in the Oats era
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:16 pm to
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Auburn has in fact NOT made the Sweet 16 in the Oats era


Fantastic! Remind me of your last Elite Eight appearance
This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:18 pm to
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Fantastic! Remind me of your last Elite Eight appearance


Oh look a booger eater living in the past
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:18 pm to
Bruce Pearl looks like some type of sweaty circus carny
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:18 pm to
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Bruce Pearl looks like some type of sweaty circus carny


Well first of all, that’s antisemitic and you should feel ashamed when Israel is under attack
Posted by LOLapi
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:22 pm to
Oats is sweat hogs daddy!
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:29 pm to
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Oats is sweat hogs daddy!


You said it not me
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:32 pm to
You forgot to add Oates final four appearances. Can you add that for the kids in the back of the room please?
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:33 pm to
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You forgot to add Oates final four appearances.


Sure!

Final Four Appearances
Oats: 0 and not fat
Pearl: 0 and fat
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:34 pm to
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Sure! Final Four Appearances Oats: 0 and not fat Pearl: 0 and fat


Ummmm. Someone want to tell him?
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:35 pm to
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Ummmm. Someone want to tell him?


Reading comprehension is vital
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