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re: Alabama gets blown out in Home Opener vs Wazzu

Posted on 2/14/26 at 8:47 am to
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 8:47 am to
Why?

Their coaches allow mother-murderers to continue to play sports at Alabama if they’re a starter and their trashy fans make t-shirts when they do.

Trashiest fanbase and athletic program in the entire world.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
17408 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Their coaches allow mother-murderers to continue to play sports at Alabama


Holy shite, are you serious?

Which Alabama athlete was allowed to continue to play sports after murdering someone!?
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:10 am to
I don’t want to say his disgusting name.

But it rhymes with…Shmandon Shmiller.

Too bad the other Gump murderer wasn’t in the Starting 5…
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56407 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:18 am to
quote:

It's known as the "sleeping man's sport"
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83888 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Why?

Their coaches allow mother-murderers to continue to play sports at Alabama if they’re a starter and their trashy fans make t-shirts when they do.

Trashiest fanbase and athletic program in the entire world.


Remember that time Kyren Lacy killed someone then shot himself in the head because he was too big of a pussy to face the consequences of his actions?

What a bitch.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:26 am to
We all know Gumps were glued to the TV in 2023 when they got absolutely shite on by Wake Forest in the Super Regional.

It’s okay, Daddy LSU was there to clean it all up.

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Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56407 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:31 am to
Oh yeah for sure im still losing sleep over that one.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:33 am to
No doubt.

It’s why you’re trying to defend your factually shitty program on a Saturday morning on a LSU website
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
21712 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:34 am to
College baseball isn’t even a regional sport.

It’s a niche sport within a single region supported by a handful of teams.

My reaction to Alabama winning or losing a baseball game is roughly equivalent to my reaction to what happens in a women’s basketball game: I’m usually not aware it even happened and wouldn’t be in this case if it weren’t for LSU fans seeking some desperate way to feel superior to the university of Alabama.

I’d be happy that you enjoy watching it if you weren’t so annoying, but much like LSUs interest in other niche sports you’ve begun tracking to feel relevant as your money sports have fallen off a cliff, from a fan interest standpoint no one else nationally cares.
Posted by Gus Fring
Alabama
Member since Jul 2012
989 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:36 am to
The fact that LSU is an elite baseball program that won a national championship last year and yet it still took a net loss of 1 million lol. College baseball wouldn’t even be sustainable if it wasn’t for football
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:38 am to
Alabama is broke in football, too

Spin, Gump…spin.
Posted by Gus Fring
Alabama
Member since Jul 2012
989 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:40 am to
LSU’s cash cow puts them a net loss. You can’t make this up
This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:42 am to
Kaylen blew his NIL budget on his meth habit.

Can’t blame him, he has to live in Trashcaloosa…

His poor health.
Posted by Gus Fring
Alabama
Member since Jul 2012
989 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:45 am to
Let’s try to stay on subject we’re talking about a sport that hemorrhages money not the sport that makes all other sports possible
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:46 am to
Aluhbumma and it’s trashy fans are pathetic.

quote:

Let’s try to stay on subject
Posted by mrbroker
Sylacauga Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
17802 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:48 am to
The outfield was full and 8-4 does not seem like a blow out to me. A terrible loss though. The camera never showed the other seats as it was SECN+.

You coonass drama much
Posted by Gus Fring
Alabama
Member since Jul 2012
989 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:50 am to
Annnnnnd this I where i crash out. My guess is either your 16 maybe 17 years old IDK. If you’re a grown man you’re a fricking embarrassment.
This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 9:52 am
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:56 am to
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Annnnnnd this I where i crash out

Doubtful

You’re spending your Saturday morning trying to justify why Alabama has the shittiest baseball program in the SEC.

Just apply your Gump downvote and move on
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21601 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 9:59 am to
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We all know Gumps were glued to the TV in 2023 when they got absolutely shite on by Wake Forest in the Super Regional.


On the very rare occasion any Alabama baseball game is televised the ratings are higher in Louisiana than they are in Alabama. That is not a troll, that is a sad commentary on the psyche of the LSU fan.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19849 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 10:02 am to
Good morning, Reek.

We’re all laughing at trashy Gumps this morning.

Glad you could make it
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