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re: A&N school of false claims

Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
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Sad is Bana not making the CFP.


I've heard stories that if a man sucks on another man's penis hard enough, it can tear tissues in his throat and make him sound like a frog when he tries to speak.

This is probably a permanent condition too. If I were you, I'd be careful about sucking too hard and too deep on WT's appendage.

Changing your posting style to resemble this particular retarded man, as you seem to be doing, is an indication that you are sucking too hard and letting it go too far down your throat.

I'm your friend, MOT, and I'm just trying to help you avoid a medical condition.
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 6:34 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Member since Dec 2013
38221 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Continue to try as hard as you do Randy. This board eats it up and its just sad all around.



Damn... you’re still trying to digest that 46 piece with a large order of cries huh?
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22753 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

When you frick your sister, does it feel good? Gotta understand the gumpness behind this thing.


Only when the sister gives up butt secks underneath dead, poisoned oak trees does it feel good to him. Regular secks is just gumping.

gumping: (adj) two persons of relation most likely brother & sister who are also fans of Alabama football, having sexual intercourse/humping. (Gump) noun evolved from the character Forrest Gump, meaning an uneducated, ignorant buffoon from the state of Alabama who religiously believes Alabama's football team is always the best.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19849 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:34 pm to
Support. Kick aggie out. Bama can stay. Move Georgia to the West and add West Virginia in the East just to completely screw up the divisions even more
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22753 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

I've heard stories that if a man sucks on another man's penis hard enough, it can tear tissues in his throat and make him sound like a frog when he tries to speak.


Well I have heard that when brother & sister have intercourse in which a child is conceived, the child may have mental & physical deformities. Mental deformities like irritational, misinformed, obsessive & incoherent posts on fan forums of opposing teams/schools.

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Member since Dec 2013
38221 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:37 pm to
CtrlAltDlt > Task Manager > A1abana’s Playoff Streak > End Task

Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22753 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19849 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:38 pm to
But what happens if I check its performance first?
Posted by Dawgs4lyf3
Member since Sep 2019
176 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:40 pm to
It really is tGOAT
Posted by Dawgs4lyf3
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35506 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:41 pm to
cnty.

Her name...is cnty.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Well I have heard that when brother & sister have intercourse in which a child is conceived, the child may have mental & physical deformities. Mental deformities like irritational, misinformed, obsessive & incoherent posts on fan forums of opposing teams/schools.


Your specific kink, that you can't get out of your mind, of brothers and sisters having sex is immaterial to this thread.

We are talking about an Arkansas poster, in this very thread, sucking a penis so hard and so thoroughly that it may cause him to have serious medical issues.

You need to wait until a thread naturally delves into brother/sister sex before you start masturbating. Don't just bring it up out of thin air; it's a bad look.
Posted by BigD Ag
Dallas
Member since Dec 2011
1635 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:43 pm to
Show me where Aggie touched you.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

cnty.

Her name...is cnty.


What? I thought we were e-buddies, 19. What's wrong?
Posted by rtr1985
Member since Jul 2011
738 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:44 pm to
I never order that large, 3 piece on a particularly hungry day. I watch my health unlike a lot of Bama people. But I see where you try and jab the needles. You don't phase me.

And idk wtf CtrAltDel is getting at either. All these hateful people with something to prove gets confusing.

Order of cries? I mean really, you're rhymes are on par with Dr. Seuss.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
287 Dawgz OnDeboer St
Member since Dec 2013
38221 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

But what happens if I check its performance first?

Won’t see very much!

Speed: None
Depth: 0%
Resume: Shitty

Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35506 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

We are talking about an Arkansas poster, in this very thread, sucking a penis so hard and so thoroughly that it may cause him to have serious medical issues.


This is what happens when gumps and aggots swap body fluids.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
287 Dawgz OnDeboer St
Member since Dec 2013
38221 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

you're rhymes are on par with Dr. Seuss.

No, you are.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22753 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Don't just bring it up out of thin air; it's a bad look.


Once you entered the thread, the topic became open game. You shouldn't perform acts even behind closed doors or under dead poisoned oak trees that you are ashamed of. Be proud of who are & don't blindly throw accusations in the direction of others when you can't look into a mirror own up to who you are. Seek professional counseling. It must be painful for your sister/lover to see you this way.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

This is what happens when gumps and aggots swap body fluids.



No. We are talking about MOT and Jnethe basically making text love to one another earlier in the thread.

Stay on topic.
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