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A month old, but friendly reminder of what Texas is "bringing to the SEC"
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:43 pm
Courtesy of Hunt Palmer's breakdown:
Listen To These CRAZY Stats About Texas Football
Listen To These CRAZY Stats About Texas Football
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- won 10 games ONCE since 2010
- 4 losing seasons in that time by 3 different coaches
- haven't won the Big XII since 2009
- since 2010, conference record is 61-54
- since 2011, Texas has had THREE NFL first round draft picks in 11 drafts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:45 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Yep. We have sucked dick since 2010. And yet we are probably the most team talked about on this forum. Why is that exactly?
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:48 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Why is that exactly?
Because we love seeing you fail after this stunt:

Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:52 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Yep. We have sucked dick since 2010

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And yet we are probably the most team talked about on this forum. Why is that exactly?
I don't know about "most talked about", but several of your posters are making the same mistake Aggie did several years ago talking about how they were going to take over the SEC.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:54 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Yep. We have sucked dick since 2010.

Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:58 pm to Hback
Barely better than a .500 record in that conference? Mediocre at best.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 2:59 pm to BAMAneck
Texas might have a good year or two like Aggy and Zou but will fall off shortly after
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:02 pm to Hook Em Horns
quote:It's mostly you nitwits talking about yourselves.
Why is that exactly?
The rest is us trying to get y'all to accept the impending doom.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:06 pm to Hook Em Horns
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we are probably the most team talked about on this forum
If you would all go away and come back when you are actually in the conference no one would talk or think about Texas.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:09 pm to Hook Em Horns
Struggles to beat Arky


Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:10 pm to Hook Em Horns
School shootings, COVID pandemic, terrorist attacks, tornados and inflation; they're all things that people talk about alot too, but that don't mean they're good things.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:11 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Marcell Dareus broke the entire Texas football program that January 2010 night.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:19 pm to Triple13
Texas football has sucked, but outside of football, Texas is a Superpower, good luck getting admitted, being a graduate means making tons of $$$$, I work with many
University of Texas Investment Co. manages endowments exceeding $68 Billion, was making $7 Million per day on oil alone in 2022
University of Texas Athletics has finished #1, #1, #2 last 3 years
Austin is a boomtown, name a high tech company, they are all in Austin, and there are tens of Billions of tech projects in the works
Texas grads are making bank, but its true football has sucked
University of Texas Investment Co. manages endowments exceeding $68 Billion, was making $7 Million per day on oil alone in 2022
University of Texas Athletics has finished #1, #1, #2 last 3 years
Austin is a boomtown, name a high tech company, they are all in Austin, and there are tens of Billions of tech projects in the works
Texas grads are making bank, but its true football has sucked
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:25 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Yep. We have sucked dick since 2010. And yet we are probably the most team talked about on this forum. Why is that exactly?
The Eagles (the band) once had a song called "New Kid in Town" that describes exactly why people are talking about Texas on this forum.
Also, "New Kid in Town" was a pitifully lame song. Very much like Texas football.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:29 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Lots of hopium on both sides. Texas may suck or may become great in the SEC. But predictions based on when Charlie Strong and Cocaine Tom were in charge aren’t worth much.
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:46 pm to Hook Em Horns
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We have sucked dick since 2010
quote:You answered your own question.
Why is that exactly?
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:48 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
So long as they bring a lot of this, who cares...



Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:55 pm to NotImber
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I don't know about "most talked about", but several of your posters are making the same mistake Aggie did several years ago talking about how they were going to take over the SEC.
Must be trolls then. Ignore them. I don’t know of anyone thinking we’re coming in and taking over. We haven’t done much in the Big 12 lately, in football, either.
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 8/16/23 at 3:58 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Why is that exactly
Excitable and arrogant fanbase on a troll driven website?

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