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re: A haiku....bama sucks

Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:13 pm to
Mrs. Mantooth's a saint
I wizzed in your gumbo gump,
beware piss balloons
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:14 pm to
Nick likes the Candy
Miles likes Death Valley grass turf
Tide's shite gets pushed in
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:14 pm to

Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:15 pm to
Fourteen titles huh?
You frickers can't count either?
Sorry arse inbreds
Posted by Dick Jackman
Member since Oct 2014
5 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:15 pm to
your team will get its
arse beat-- there is no escape
from this simple fact
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:17 pm to
Tony Brown really?
Why did you take BAMA cash?
Obamacare pays!
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:18 pm to
Tom Ritter reffing?
Patrick Peterson says yo
That was a pick bitch!
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:19 pm to
That beautiful haiku wasn't actually meant for you. Just playing along with the OP.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:20 pm to
I actually like some of these.
Entertaining stuff.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:21 pm to
Red Elaphant Club
Bear Junior pays players now
No unions needed
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:22 pm to
Flipped port-a-potty
Warm piss balloons raining down
Next time staying home
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:23 pm to
Bear still dead Bama
Updyke, Phyllis and Pawwwl too?
Unholy Union?
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 2:26 pm
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:25 pm to
Foley High Flunk Outs?
Not when they sign with the Tide!
Check the transcripts Bro!
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:33 pm to
I am op. I was just having some fun with it. All in good fun.










































But seriously, frick bama
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 2:35 pm
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:35 pm to
Ye Ye
Posted by TigerEyes1970
Member since Dec 2013
913 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:39 pm to
Nick's khakis too light
His wife dials Jake from State Farm
Tigers romp, Gumps be shot
Posted by ffhouston
The Woodlands
Member since Sep 2007
3817 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Bear still dead Bama
Updyke, Phyllis and Pawwwl too?
Unholy Union?



Posted by BroadMagnolia
Stanford, CA
Member since Nov 2011
462 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:12 pm to
Nick Saban's daughter
Is the loosest goose in all
Alabamastan
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40196 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

i just want someone
to tell me where i can find
jimmy johns's stash


Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25596 posts
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:19 pm to
LSU beware
Of the TJ Yeldon Screen
Silent Death Valley
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