Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Stanford, CA
Biography:Born in Baton Rouge. Grew up in Watson, LA. Stanford, CA for medical school. Repping the purple and gold out west.
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Number of Posts:462
Registered on:11/5/2011
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DH holds records at the high school and college level. Not so hard to extrapolate. I wouldn't bet against him.
The esprit de corps is there!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

re: LSU vs Bama advantages 2016

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 4/14/16 at 11:05 am
Home field advantage is great and all, but unless LSU makes great strides they're going to get beaten. Again. :banghead:

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/7/15 at 10:10 am
After the tough loss
Straw hats, pom poms, and much shame
Mope to parking lot

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/7/15 at 9:44 am
Unprepared buttholes
On the field and in the stands
All will be hurting

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/7/15 at 9:37 am
Mike on Tide sideline
Farting in the misty fan
Into open mouths

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 6:05 pm
All Bama girls smoke
They also poke. But badly.
For they are obese.

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 5:34 pm
Bama clam chowder
That's a yeast infection feast
It stings the nostrils

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 3:03 pm
Halftime for tide fans
Brother-sister coitus
Followed by farting

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 2:56 pm
Toothless mouths aghast
Meth trucks explode 'cross the way
As tigers win big

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 1:05 pm
Those curly mullets
Absorb tears of loss quite well
The crimson sham-wow

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 12:29 pm
Slapped down from his stool
Saban aborts on the field
Dewey Ratphuck's child

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 12:18 pm
Fournette for Heisman
We avenge LF7-fold
Fat linebackers weep

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 11:46 am
From beneath the pile
A fist full of pubic hair
Is torn from Henry

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 11:22 am
Two loss no playoff
Tide season ends tomorrow
Losers take the walk

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 9:59 am
LSU's D-Line
Lewis Neal gun show all day
Too *Jacked for Coker

*A Jack and Coke pun!

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 9:55 am
I feel like there were some REAL gems in 2013, or before. I couldn't find them in a search.

re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku

Posted by BroadMagnolia on 11/6/15 at 9:47 am
Tigers destroy Tide
Disgusting tampons rain down
Call that a Rag Land

OP - Link the 2014 thread.
Would be nice but I doubt he breaks off that many yards on so few carries. I predict 50 total yards and no TDs.