re: 10th straight season @ #1 in the AP poll for Alabama

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What the frick does this mean. Yall gonna win by 7pts or no?

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I actually don't think we win this one. First game with a lot of new faces on D.

Lots of talent, but experience matters. I'd be much more confident of winning it later in the year.

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What advantages would that be and given by whom

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The finest deer in American reside in the parts of Alabama closest to Tuscaloosa and well away from that cow-infested wasteland known as Lee County.

These deer have fine hairs on their antlers which contain a chemical that, with some effort & skill, can be refined into a spray. This spray- in copious amounts- is provided to Bama players by a secret organization known only by its initials as R E C.

The spray makes the players -except the kicker- huge & swoll. The only side effects are proness to false start penalties for OL & the maddening inability of DBs to turn their heads and look for the ball.

Like Auburn has any room to talk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Auburn is the SEC Champs of probation.

College Football (FBS) Programs That Have Been Sanctioned the Most

Rk School Seasons Sanctioned
1 Southern Methodist (TX) 17 7
2 Southern California 15 6
3 Auburn (AL) 11 4
4t Alabama 10 3
4t Michigan St. 10 3
4t Oklahoma 10 5
7t Colorado 9 5
7t Illinois 9 5
7t Texas A&M 9 4
7t Wisconsin 9 4
11t Arizona St. 8 4
11t California 8 3
11t Cincinnati (OH) 8 4
11t Kansas 8 4
11t Kansas St. 8 4
11t Miami (FL) 8 3
11t Oklahoma St. 8 2
11t South Carolina 8 3
19t Florida Intl 7 2
19t Houston (TX) 7 3
19t Memphis (TN) 7 3
19t Mississippi 7 3
19t Mississippi St. 7 3
19t Ohio St. 7 3
19t Texas Tech 7 3

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Auburn would never lower their academic standards for a football player would they?

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Cincinnati, OHIO — The official statement given via Jack Brennan, public relations director for the Cincinnati Bengals, is: “James Brooks was able to function and perform in his football role while with the Bengals. No one was aware there was a problem.”
The “problem” he refers to was the revelation that occurred during a hearing in Judge Steve Martin’s Hamilton County, Ohio, courtroom last month regarding delinquent child support payments in excess of $110,000. James Brooks could not read the court documents; this after graduating from Warner Robins High School in Georgia in 1977 and after spending at least four years at Auburn University in Alabama.
When asked by the judge how he graduated from Auburn, Brooks said, “I didn’t have to go to class.”

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Saban is a joke

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When was the last time any SEC team played a home and home with a decent team?

Saban is bad because he shrewdly signs up for big time marquee games with a bowl atmosphere that are great for recruiting?

Its like the Yankees in a way, they can get all of the best players at each position and create a juggernaut of a team but they still cant win the big game without the other team laying an egg.

Alabama players are not known for being very smart, more like cavemen. Clemson had them both games. Notre Dame had no business in the championship, weakest team to play for the title since the BCS was created, more like a BYU of the 80s without scoring.


Then we have the LSU rematch game. The tigers shouldnt have had to play a rematch hame, whats the regular season for? They got hosed

greatest program ever my arse. REC doin work. Take a look at half the 90s then the first few years up to 2007? and look at asll the vacated games from cheating, my god. If history holds true they are due to vacate some more victoriez

Its truly amazing what Saban has been able to do but let's see what a mere mortal can do there post saban.

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Its like the Yankees in a way, they can get all of the best players at each position and create a juggernaut of a team but they still cant win the big game without the other team laying an egg

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Yankees have won 18 division titles, 40 AL pennants, and 27 World Series championships, all of which are MLB records.
You lost all cred right there!

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kbrake37

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Melt bitch

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Most overated #1 in NCAA history. Cherry pick the best players in the country and still cant go undefeated.

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Bama gets the best players because Bama is the best program. Sorry this makes you mad. Bama went undefeated in 2009

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Alabama cherry picks their ooc games as well with these kick off classics instead of a home and home.

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Enjoy your future kick off classic matchup with NC State in Charlotte

bama will always be the awesomerist team in the world and globe and flat earth. Congrats on your awesomerisness.