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10 signs you’re an Arkansas fan
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:42 pm
- I was gonna go to college but...
- Most of your overtime goes towards child support
- You buy tires one at a time
- You think Walmart produce is good
- At least one person in the family has a DV arrest
- At least one person in the family deals pills
- Kids fighting at Walmart while you’re buying ravioli is just a Saturday night
- Your spouse sells candles on Facebook for extra “spendin money”
- You have a barrel out back to recycle Busch light cans
- You’ve gotten more tattoos in the past few years than Arkansas wins
- Most of your overtime goes towards child support
- You buy tires one at a time
- You think Walmart produce is good
- At least one person in the family has a DV arrest
- At least one person in the family deals pills
- Kids fighting at Walmart while you’re buying ravioli is just a Saturday night
- Your spouse sells candles on Facebook for extra “spendin money”
- You have a barrel out back to recycle Busch light cans
- You’ve gotten more tattoos in the past few years than Arkansas wins
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Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:45 pm to texag7
so you must be an Arky fan, right?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:46 pm to texag7
- I went to Arkansas and my name is etched in the sidewalk.
- I raised 3 kids to adulthood, the last 7 years as a single Father.
-I just bought 4 Bridgestone tires
-I only buy produce from Whole Foods
-No violence in our family, but yep towards other people's LOL.
-I mean...
- kids don't like each other enough to touch
-see #5
-Newcastle Brown Ale or better
-FACTS. Fully sleeved plus a lot more on body. Also, I have 2 Hog tats amongst them.
- I raised 3 kids to adulthood, the last 7 years as a single Father.
-I just bought 4 Bridgestone tires
-I only buy produce from Whole Foods
-No violence in our family, but yep towards other people's LOL.
-I mean...
- kids don't like each other enough to touch
-see #5
-Newcastle Brown Ale or better
-FACTS. Fully sleeved plus a lot more on body. Also, I have 2 Hog tats amongst them.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:47 pm to Slackaveli
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-I only buy produce from Whole Foods
Even dumber
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:48 pm to texag7
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- I was gonna go to college but...
50 grand plus of debt to spend 4 years surrounded by liberals. Trades are where it's at.
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- Most of your overtime goes towards child support
Working hard to support your family is bad I guess
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- You think Walmart produce is good
Bananas are bananas. If you pay 3x as much for them that's on you
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- At least one person in the family deals pills
Entrepreneurship
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- You have a barrel out back to recycle Busch light cans
This just makes sense if you're lucky enough to live somewhere outside of city trash routes
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:53 pm to texag7
texfag7
- I’m a liar but…
- I’m a phony but…
- I’m a welsher but…
- I’m a whiner but…
- I’m a t-shirt fan but…
- I’m a liar but…
- I’m a phony but…
- I’m a welsher but…
- I’m a whiner but…
- I’m a t-shirt fan but…
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:53 pm to texag7
Do t know if you ever get out and about in rural texas but... And i Love Texas.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:56 pm to texag7
We don’t sip cum from a jar though. 
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:57 pm to texag7
-I have a masters in Econ
-I have 3 kids and married 12 years
-I buy a new car when it’s time to change tires
-Walmart is my only option
-My father is law enforcement and him, my grandpa and grandma were also Marines
-I don’t know any pill dealers
-I don’t go inside Walmart, wife does
-My wife is working on RN
-my last tattoo was 5 years ago.
-I have 3 kids and married 12 years
-I buy a new car when it’s time to change tires
-Walmart is my only option
-My father is law enforcement and him, my grandpa and grandma were also Marines
-I don’t know any pill dealers
-I don’t go inside Walmart, wife does
-My wife is working on RN
-my last tattoo was 5 years ago.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:04 pm to texag7
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You think Walmart produce is good
It depends on the the Walmart in my experience. The neighborhood market ones do almost always have a pretty nice produce section and some of the regular Walmart’s do too.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:05 pm to texag7
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You buy tires one at a time
I don't know why, but that one made me laugh more than it should've.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:07 pm to piggilicious
I will buy bananas, cherry tomatoes, and pre-sliced watermelon (yum af) from my Neighborhood Market. They arent bad at all and are only 2 blocks away in Fayetteville from me.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:08 pm to Slackaveli
I’m not going to lie, we get a lot of produce from Aldis because it’s cheaper.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:09 pm to momentoftruth87
shite is way too high for what it is but i gotta have fresh fruit and veggies, i really don't care so much where it's from as how fresh it looks. Produce isnt really a brand thing lol.
MEAT however, i only buy from Whole Foods, Richard's Meat Market, or occasionally Sam's Club.
MEAT however, i only buy from Whole Foods, Richard's Meat Market, or occasionally Sam's Club.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:11 pm to texag7
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10 signs you’re an Arkansas fan
Is this just your midweek troll and you have some better material coming or is this your good stuff?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:12 pm to Slackaveli
Yeah meat we get from sams or the butcher. OP get his from his yell leader.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:13 pm to HogBalls
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We don’t sip cum from a jar though.
You just admitted you sip cum.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:17 pm to momentoftruth87
I have to walk thru the meat section when I’m at Sam’s regardless if I’m buying or not. It’s that pretty or I’m weird and like to look at raw beef. One or the other. 
Reminds me of last year during peak covid hysteria and going in there and it being basically empty. I felt transported to 80s Russia. Thank goodness it’s back packed.
Reminds me of last year during peak covid hysteria and going in there and it being basically empty. I felt transported to 80s Russia. Thank goodness it’s back packed.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:18 pm to momentoftruth87
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Yeah meat we get from sams or the butcher. OP get his from his yell leader.
Damn. I think you just gave him one of these...
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:19 pm to piggilicious
Was there yesterday, meat was stocked but paper towels and a lot of other products were gone. Our elected officials suck, unfortunately.
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