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Merry Christmas Mizzou Tigers!
Posted on 12/18/12 at 11:11 am
Posted on 12/18/12 at 11:11 am
Arkytards are shitting in all threads trolling to get responses. They're back in full troll force and we're getting our asses handed to us.
The best way to piss them off is to not respond to their threads or to out-troll them...which is hard because they are pretty damn good at it.
No one is going to win a basketball rant battle against Porker and Dale. God forbid that Latarian and Sunhog join the battle. They're tried-and-true plan is to put you on defense while they sit back and laugh at you.
Then, when all else fails, they will start the "Missouri isn't southern" bullshite.
You can't win. And if you're not good at trollin', you can't out-troll them.
Therefore, don't respond...period.
The best way to piss them off is to not respond to their threads or to out-troll them...which is hard because they are pretty damn good at it.
No one is going to win a basketball rant battle against Porker and Dale. God forbid that Latarian and Sunhog join the battle. They're tried-and-true plan is to put you on defense while they sit back and laugh at you.
Then, when all else fails, they will start the "Missouri isn't southern" bullshite.
You can't win. And if you're not good at trollin', you can't out-troll them.
Therefore, don't respond...period.
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Posted on 12/18/12 at 12:00 pm to mizzoukills
I'm with you, Killz. I'll save myself until we beat the crap out of them, which will be sweet. Then I will get mean. 
Posted on 12/18/12 at 12:20 pm to semotruman
Now we have the ultimate 4 equestrian. 
someone needs to start a king of the ring thread as there's only 1 member.
someone needs to start a king of the ring thread as there's only 1 member.Posted on 12/18/12 at 3:45 pm to mizzoukills
Merry Christmas all.
Yeah those guys are clowns. (Don't forget about Ham, he's just as bad).
I gave em a decent run last night, but they don't have any character at all, they'll just say whatever suits their side, no matter how contradicting or hypocritical.
Yeah those guys are clowns. (Don't forget about Ham, he's just as bad).
I gave em a decent run last night, but they don't have any character at all, they'll just say whatever suits their side, no matter how contradicting or hypocritical.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 4:30 pm to mizzoukills
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The best way to piss them off is to not respond to their threads or to out-troll them...which is hard because they are pretty damn good at it.
Had to laugh at that last part.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 6:49 pm to jafo
I REALLY find it comical that they troll every Mizzou bball game thread, but when one of us pops in on one of theirs, they act like its the end of the world.
Just all kinds of stupid in Arkansas.
Just all kinds of stupid in Arkansas.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 6:55 pm to SoCalMIZ
Merry Christmas to all Mizzou Tiger and SEC fans! Hey, is that really Killz? The post name is now "Kills" with an S, and his team is now aTm?
Posted on 12/18/12 at 7:10 pm to Mizzoumatt
He'll always be Killz to me.
The baseball thread today was hilarious. Porker didn't know what do with himself on that one. Outmaneuvered!
The baseball thread today was hilarious. Porker didn't know what do with himself on that one. Outmaneuvered!
Posted on 12/18/12 at 8:37 pm to mizzoukills
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No one is going to win a basketball rant battle against Porker and Dale.
Just point me in the right direction, Sensei, I got this one.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 8:44 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Well here's the original thread.....their premise is that you can't be part of the "big 3" unless you'e won a national championship in the sport.
LINK
Then ridgewalker started one about our Braggin' Rights game and they polluted it. It's still there, back a couple of pages.
Then Kills started a hilarious thread about us being part of the "big 4" in baseball since we have a national championship - like 50+ years ago, but still a championship, and their rules apply so they don't qualify for this club. They got a little pissy.
LINK
Then ridgewalker started one about our Braggin' Rights game and they polluted it. It's still there, back a couple of pages.
Then Kills started a hilarious thread about us being part of the "big 4" in baseball since we have a national championship - like 50+ years ago, but still a championship, and their rules apply so they don't qualify for this club. They got a little pissy.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 8:55 pm to semotruman
I'm in. Arky hasn't been to the Big Dance in 5 years. We have players on our roster who were not born when Arky did all the bullshite Porker is talking about in his graphs 'n shite. The end.
Next.
Next.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:10 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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I'm in.
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Next.
That was yesterday's troll. Give them a day to regroup from being trolled back. Their jimmies are very rustled this week.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:13 pm to semotruman
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Then Kills started a hilarious thread about us being part of the "big 4" in baseball since we have a national championship - like 50+ years ago, but still a championship, and their rules apply so they don't qualify for this club. T
Hahh.. how did I miss this?.. I wish I was on earlier for that.
That is brilliant.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:17 pm to semotruman
This is pretty fun. It's been 16 years since Arky even made it to the Sweet 16. I didn't realize their program dry spell was that laughably bad. What we have here folks in Arky hoops is a true and honest "flash in the pan" that was relevant nationally from precisely 1990 to 1995...never before really, and never to be seen again. (Due respect to Sidney Moncrief, but then again, frick him).
So Mizzou fans, arm yourselves with the above knowledge. These are kinda like Nub fans in football. Once proud, didn't get the memo that the glory days are never really gonna return. Narrow your flames to emphasizing other things that were only relevant in the early 1990s.
New Kids On The Block
Flannel
Screech
MC Hammer
etc
So Mizzou fans, arm yourselves with the above knowledge. These are kinda like Nub fans in football. Once proud, didn't get the memo that the glory days are never really gonna return. Narrow your flames to emphasizing other things that were only relevant in the early 1990s.
New Kids On The Block
Flannel
Screech
MC Hammer
etc
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:26 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
I'll play!!!
-Rollerblades
•Overalls
•The “Rachel” Haircut
•Napster
•Tattoos
•The Macarena
•Children’s Games –Gigapets
–Furby –Beanie Babies –Pogs –Polly Pocket
-cell phones that were as big as a briefcase
-gangsta rap
-Mariah Carey
-Spice Girls
-The Golden Girls
-Rollerblades
•Overalls
•The “Rachel” Haircut
•Napster
•Tattoos
•The Macarena
•Children’s Games –Gigapets
–Furby –Beanie Babies –Pogs –Polly Pocket
-cell phones that were as big as a briefcase
-gangsta rap
-Mariah Carey
-Spice Girls
-The Golden Girls
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:29 pm to mograyback
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Hahh.. how did I miss this?.. I wish I was on earlier for that.
It got anchored, currently at the top of page 4. Stroke of genius though. Irony as delicious as my homemade bourbon balls.
Posted on 12/18/12 at 9:33 pm to semotruman
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-Rollerblades
•Overalls
•The “Rachel” Haircut
•Napster
•Tattoos
•The Macarena
•Children’s Games –Gigapets
–Furby –Beanie Babies –Pogs –Polly Pocket
-cell phones that were as big as a briefcase
-gangsta rap
-Mariah Carey
-Spice Girls
-The Golden Girls
The armament grows. Keep stockpiling, for this shall be a glorious battle. Macarena, good God...my freshman year at Vandy there was this guy from Colombia in our dorm who would play that shite every. single. night. non. fricking. stop. The horror...the horror...
Posted on 12/18/12 at 11:18 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
All props to ZouKeeper314. It was his idea. I just did the dirty work and turned his idea into reality.
Team effort.
Chalk up a point in the win column.
Team effort.
Chalk up a point in the win column.
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