re: *****tOfficial Bears in Nashville roll call*****

I'll be leaving tomorrow morning sitting in section U

Double Post.

Frick it. Just means I'm in with both feet.

DMagic and I had plans to go, hotel room booked and everything... But he had something arise at work and I was gone to my hunting camp for 3 nights this past weekend so I told the wife I wouldn't look for a ride with someone else... Grilling out and watching it here in Memphis.

Grad school

But ill be at the brary starting at 5

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Hey buddy, you haven't been around that much. Hope all is well

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I have been on a monastic sabbatical in preparation for this football season. I had vowed to prepare my mind and soul for the great rustling of our time, for when we beat Vandy tomorrow we launch our rise back to prominence and regain our position as Overlords of Mississippi.

During my travels I was with Freeze for a month mastering the art of turning Bayou Bengals into Swamp Kittens, and the proper way to crack a JFF signed jizz jar without spilling a drop of that nasty mess on yourself.

During my time I feasted on nothing but Cow Skulls, Elephant Trunks, Tiger Tails, Pigs Feet & Dawg Hearts in attempt to capture our foe's strengths and learn their weaknesses. On top of this I have been practicing my Battleship skills 20 hours a day so that when I hear a Vandy fan say anchors down, they'll will take one look at me and see their very own death, destruction & demise awaiting them in my eyes and know it's best they draw anchor, set wind to sail and hightail it out before they be cast out to sea.

My training has been so intensive that I'm now able to do up to 1000 cock-ups a day and I'm ready to slay their women left and right.

Tomorrow will be a day of reckoning, not just for Vandy, but for all of those against us!

My body is ready ... is yours?

We leave tomorrow around lunch. Gonna get to the hotel, get drunk, go eat, drink some more, go to game, fap at all that is Ole Miss' glory on Vandy's shitty stadium and field, go to bars, drink some more, pick up some vandy strange, wake up in hotel, leave strange there, go to pancake pantry, then head home

Will be in section N