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re: So supposedly there will be some undercover State fans with cameras in Oxford

Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:27 am to
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:27 am to
Well hell if y'all would trim the hedges every once in awhile you wouldn't have this problem.... No one likes da bush
Posted by dtmb
Member since Mar 2013
696 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:43 am to
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Just look for the bulging crotch area, or "camel tail".. Dead giveaway.


Camel tail is a serious condition. It's a rare hybrid of elephantiasis and anaphylactic shock that is orally transmitted; typically through the sharing of skoal bandits. Symptoms include paranoia, genital prolapse, night hollers, and fainting diarrhea.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:45 am to
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anaphylactic shock


I think you mean "animalprophylactic"
Posted by dtmb
Member since Mar 2013
696 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:47 am to
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I think you mean "animalprophylactic"


Quite possibly. Thank you, sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 10:11 am to
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night hollers



Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:10 am to
coach34 is going to get you guys this time if it's the last thing he does.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:11 am to
Yeah that cracked me up too
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25421 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:11 am to
Just install webcams in the clubs beforehand. We can watch a live stream of the parties.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119657 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:15 am to
Let's get some cameras in the stalls so we can catch their hookers in the act.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25421 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:19 am to
Get some footage of Shepard Smith in the stall.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:26 am to
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Let's get some cameras in the stalls so we can catch their hookers in the act.



Full proof plan there
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:28 am to
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Get some footage of Shepard Smith in the stall.



Bet you'd like that, huh sugar?
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71645 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:40 am to
am I the only one still baffled that the idiots haven't started theories that tie together the Adult Entertainment Ordinance to our big recruiting weekend?



Hell....even I got a kick that this got passed a few weeks before it.
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:59 am to












Posted by RebFeBrees
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:13 pm to
Gotta make some makeshift trailer strip clubs to be ready in time
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25421 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:17 pm to
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Bet you'd like that, huh sugar?


Yes. I would watch it with my life partner Heath.
Posted by RebFeBrees
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Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 12:20 pm to
Last name Cliff?
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:14 pm to
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