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re: I was driving home from the game the other night...
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:45 am to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:45 am to BluegrassBelle
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And the most pain in the arse ticket I've had to deal with I got just outside of Memphis at some little precinct.
Was it Southaven?
That is a small place but the cops have always been nice there.
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Posted on 10/1/13 at 9:06 am to sorantable
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TL;DR CLIFFS: frick Greenwood. frick dumb cops. frick lazy asses at the Greenwood police department. frick full voice mailboxes. frick HJJ for being from Greenwood. frick Tuscaloosa. frick Bama. frick everything. frick it all.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:25 am to sorantable
I'm from Greenwood and have had similar situations with the dick hole cops around there. I hate that damn place but also love it. A couple friends and I were pulled out the car when we were younger and searched for drugs (morning on a Saturday). They had us standing on the side of the road patting us down. Originally stopped for having 3 people in a single cab truck.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:41 am to MontanaMax
Somebody hit and ran my car and I found out afterwards my license had been suspended. For some reason the idiots at the MHP (don't care if any work here, you can all kiss my arse for the shite I had to go through) suspended my license because some guy in Picayune missed his court over some traffic violation. Literally took a month to take care of because the dumbfricks on the phone kept trying to get me to pay to have my license reinstated despite gathering documents from the courts in whatever coastal county it was I was allegedly suspended in and faxing it to them. Then they had me drive to the main station and talk to them in person. I got there, explained it, and they literally had me call someone else.
tl;dr frick the Mississippi Highway Patrol department or whatever moron-infested departments were involved. Yes I am mad as frick
tl;dr frick the Mississippi Highway Patrol department or whatever moron-infested departments were involved. Yes I am mad as frick
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:57 am to Quicksilver
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(don't care if any work here, you can all kiss my arse for the shite I had to go through
Posted on 10/1/13 at 4:03 pm to Cheese Grits
I bet you it was collierville. The police
Suck. Last Fourth of July one of my friends through a smoke bomb out of my car and some people called the cops on us for apprently attempting to blow up a gas station. It was the stupidest shot ever. The police tried to take me with them
Cause it was 20 minutes passed curfew.
Suck. Last Fourth of July one of my friends through a smoke bomb out of my car and some people called the cops on us for apprently attempting to blow up a gas station. It was the stupidest shot ever. The police tried to take me with them
Cause it was 20 minutes passed curfew.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:39 pm to Landsharks
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20 minutes passed curfew
BORN TO BE WILD!!!!
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:57 pm to sorantable
I didn't know that you could get a ticket from speeding and a camera taking a picture of your license plate and sending the ticket to you.
#smalltownprobs
#smalltownprobs
Posted on 10/3/13 at 12:14 am to TotalRebel
Isn't Rebman601 a policeman somewhere in the Delta?
Posted on 10/3/13 at 8:53 am to Landsharks
When I was in high school me and some buddies were all spending the night at one guy's house. He lived in a neighborhood in the middle of Grenada, right across the street from the high school. It was safe as frick.
We were bored and just decided to get out and walk around at about 10 o'clock that night. We were all 17, except the guy whose house we were staying at had turned 18.
So this cop pulls up, stops, gets out and starts asking what we're doing, why we're out there, etc. etc. Long story short, he takes us ALL into the police station for being out past curfew EXCEPT my buddy who 18. And get this, his reasoning, "It's not safe to be out on the streets this late at night."
Ok, dumbass. You think it's safe for a guy who's 18 years old to walk back to his house by himself just because he's a few months older than the 6 guys you're taking into the police station?
The pure dumbass "logic" he used pissed me right the frick off and still does when I think about it to this day.
We had to call our parents to come get us. They ended up being more pissed at the cop than us. I don't know if he expected that.
We were bored and just decided to get out and walk around at about 10 o'clock that night. We were all 17, except the guy whose house we were staying at had turned 18.
So this cop pulls up, stops, gets out and starts asking what we're doing, why we're out there, etc. etc. Long story short, he takes us ALL into the police station for being out past curfew EXCEPT my buddy who 18. And get this, his reasoning, "It's not safe to be out on the streets this late at night."
Ok, dumbass. You think it's safe for a guy who's 18 years old to walk back to his house by himself just because he's a few months older than the 6 guys you're taking into the police station?
The pure dumbass "logic" he used pissed me right the frick off and still does when I think about it to this day.
We had to call our parents to come get us. They ended up being more pissed at the cop than us. I don't know if he expected that.
Posted on 10/3/13 at 9:14 am to matthew25
That would explain A LOT
Posted on 10/3/13 at 10:02 am to matthew25
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Isn't Rebman601 a policeman somewhere in the Delta?
Too perfect
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