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re: WYHI: for the money edition - Melissa McCarthy
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:19 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:19 pm to BowlJackson
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But it can buy me a boat. And it can buy me a truck to pull it. And it can buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some landsharks
In other words, carrots.
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:20 pm to spacewrangler
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Sure she isn't physically attractive to me but as long as she is nice and sucks my dick then sure, I could deal
Posted on 9/30/15 at 4:24 pm to BowlJackson
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I hear fatties give killer blowjobs too
I have never banged a fat chick, but I will say the one bj I got from one was probably the best I have ever had. No exaggeration. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:36 pm to Allyn McKeen
But it could buy me some coke. And it could buy me a straw to snort it. And it could buy me some medical marijuana pre rolled in a fat arse blunt
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:16 pm to BowlJackson
Couldn't do it.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:35 pm to BowlJackson
Yea, because I'm good with money. I would simply be the best husband she could ever have until she trusted me with her money. I would then invest it in stocks in my name to build my own wealth...then divorce her.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:41 pm to BowlJackson
Do I get to lick her arse too?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:08 pm to SonofDye
Get to
Posted on 10/3/15 at 11:33 pm to BowlJackson
You say she has recently lost weight?
Post pics.
Post pics.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:29 am to matthew25
Your google broke?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:54 am to BowlJackson
Can we purchase liposuction or gastric bypass surgery?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:14 pm to BowlJackson
3,1,2
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:23 pm to SamuelClemens
As long as I get to keep flour by the bed so I know where the wet spot(s) is/are.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:32 pm to Tropic Lightning
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Tropic Lightning
People like you are what's wrong with America, you fat shaming, gold digging shitlord.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:34 pm to CatFan81
Now you're just making me horny.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:36 pm to Tropic Lightning
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:33 pm to BowlJackson
Sure
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