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wild turkeys bite... (actually yellowjhole sting)
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:41 pm
was out watering my prize rose bushes and hit a yellow jackoff nest.. I probably drowned a few dozen but at least that many more got up... I got stung pretty good.
already applied topical novacane and knocked down an oxycotin w/ some 4-Roses.. (yes the irony)
it still hurts like hell but I'm not caring all that much at this point..
any futher suggestions?
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:42 pm to Jagd Tiger
This is what Mexicans are for, son.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:43 pm to Jagd Tiger
what ^ said
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:45 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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This is what Mexicans are for, son.
fu, we don't need more stinkin wet backs, I'm doing my part to discourage the trend of illegals, and real men do their own gardening.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:48 pm to Jagd Tiger
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and real men do their own gardening.
If by real men you mean men with those ugly yellow gloves who buy their wives everything and get stung by whatever got you, then sure.
Real men have help.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:54 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Real men have help.
who are you donald trump? if i was busy flying from one vacation home to another i would hire help..
besides the reason i'm 195 pounds instead of my former 235 pounds is because i'm not such a lazy ashole that can't do things myself.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:55 pm to Jagd Tiger
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besides the reason i'm 195 pounds instead of my former 235 pounds is because i'm not such a lazy ashole that can't do things myself.
You do your own gardening, definition of lazy. Plants grow by themselves. What do you do, keep them company while they don't move for a few months? Stop this charade and hire someone.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 4:57 pm to Jagd Tiger
Tobacco, break a cig and wet the tobacco and apply to stings. Copenhagen works as well
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:02 pm to Jagd Tiger
You seem angry. 
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:05 pm to Agforlife
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Tobacco, break a cig and wet the tobacco and apply to stings. Copenhagen works as well
mucho gracias sir,
us wetbacks appreciate your thoughtfull reply.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:06 pm to CatFan81
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You seem angry.
I'm in pain, retardo montalbahn, but I'm not mad-angry, I'm mad-mad..
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:07 pm to Jagd Tiger
Ok, pendejo. 
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:08 pm to Jagd Tiger
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besides the reason i'm 195 pounds instead of my former 235 pounds is because i'm not such a lazy ashole that can't do things myself.
Ok. you're poor. We get it.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:09 pm to Jagd Tiger
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any futher suggestions?
Get a can of dip (snuff) and take a pinch, wet it either by putting it in your mouth or spitting on it, then smear it on the sting.
The sting will disappear in a hour. Legit cure
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:10 pm to Jagd Tiger
De nada
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 5:13 pm to deltaland
I'm too poor to have snuff or copenhagen
guess I'll cap a CAO or Perdomo and wet it, maybe that will work in a pinch..
Posted on 7/28/15 at 5:37 am to Jagd Tiger
Time to give the yellow jackets a diesel fuel or gasoline shower. Knock them back with hornet spray or taped together foggers on a long pole, then pour the fuel down the hole.
In the case of the gas, followed soon after with a match. It takes out some of the sting to get vengeance.
In the case of the gas, followed soon after with a match. It takes out some of the sting to get vengeance.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:52 am to Jagd Tiger
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real men do their own gardening.
Says the guy that got stung, had to take some meds WITH alcohol AND then come here to ask how to heal his boo-boo..........
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:47 am to Jagd Tiger
You took oxycontin for bee stings? Do you take horse tranquilizers for a headache?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:22 am to Jagd Tiger
Chewing tobacco is better
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