Which one of you LSU baws is this?

And I would've gotten away with it too, if not for those meddlin' alligators

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And I would've gotten away with it too, if not for those meddlin' alligators

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There's a pretty funny video on Tweaker Geographic on Instagram where a methhead tries to tame a gator on the side of the road it goes predicably bad.

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what were you charged for

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Insanity, lunacy, paranoia, schizoaffective disorder, multiple personalities and excessive oldness.

This reminds me of one my favorite articles from the Onion:

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Gator trying to save some tax dollars.

Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash. The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking. Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The man says, "Listen, I don't want your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I wanna get my hands on the frickwad that pushed me in that water!"

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Only in Louisiana

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At some level you have to be impressed. Dude got lit, wrecked his ride, jumped into the swamp twice, fought off a gator, and lived to tell the tale.

Would be fun getting attacked by this gator.