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re: Where do strippers buy their glitter make up?

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Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 1/9/26 at 9:01 pm to

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Where do strippers buy their glitter




The real Pro’s don’t use glitter…they got a legit hookup for bonafide, authentic Pixie-Dust


Posted by Bill Parker?
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 12:39 am to
In my experience, I've assumed that tattle-tale rat-bastard shite comes from the super glue factory.
Posted by Trumansfangs
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Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 8:27 am to
where the hell have you b een?L ?

do you think you're too good for us???
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 8:29 am to
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Lexag




I love you little girl

I love you like crazy

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 8:31 am to
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Party city




you mean Magic City?


I've been the only white boy in Magic City one night.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 8:34 am to
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 12:41 pm to
Do we have any strippers on the board (besides HRV)?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 12:51 pm to
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Do we have any strippers on the board (besides HRV)?






Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 2:22 pm to
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Do we have any strippers on the board (besides HRV)?


I've been known to do a little.

Here's a sneak peak of my holes.

Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 2:53 pm to
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It's actually small fragments of metal from the various coins that are tossed at them whilst they're performing on stage.
This is why I come to the SEC OT.
Posted by Lexag
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Posted on 1/11/26 at 1:23 am to
I am not ever completely gone. Just get distracted and forget where I belong. <3

I got chickens!
Posted by Lexag
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Posted on 1/11/26 at 1:25 am to
Hi baby! Hope you are well! Xoxo
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/16/26 at 2:42 pm to
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This is why I come to the SEC OT

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:29 am to
Imber hasn't posted since January 29


Where's our boy?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 8:39 am to
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I know they've each been quality-tested by small Chinese factory workers.


Interdasting!

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that's what 1BIG tells me.


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Now that I think about it, he knows a lot about balloons. And the Chinese.



He likes the Chinese strippers because he can pop the balloons and Asian men have tiny peens, so it makes BigTig feel bigger down there (allegedly)
Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 8:57 am to
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glitter
quote:

smell
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 9:00 am to

Need to get one of these puppies to strip while you are watching the Telly


Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 9:05 am to

Do you use one of these after giving your stripper a workout?


Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/24/26 at 9:32 am to
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after giving your stripper a workout
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