re: What words or phrases annoy you?

So my bae and I were meal prepping before I went off to work on my side hustle when our GSD walked into the living room and started to literally drag it’s turd cutter across the entire oriental rug. Baw, normally I could care less about my fur baby scratching his butt, but someone of another race spent a lot of time making so that my wifey and I could drunkenly buy that rug after drinking bottomless mimosas. If I wasn’t too busy adulting, I would have decimated that dog’s hemoglobin. I mean, it’s like he just looked at me and said “What’s up bro?” No worries, though, being the good hubby that I am, I didn’t let it kill my vibe.

"It is what it is" grinds my gears more than it probably should

Roll Tide

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Why did everyone get this PM but me? Am I not shitty enough? WTF

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Team Bunchie?

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Come at me Bro.

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So my bae and I were meal prepping before I went off to work on my side hustle when our GSD walked into the living room and started to literally drag it’s turd cutter across the entire oriental rug. Baw, normally I could care less about my fur baby scratching his butt, but someone of another race spent a lot of time making so that my wifey and I could drunkenly buy that rug after drinking bottomless mimosas. If I wasn’t too busy adulting, I would have decimated that dog’s hemoglobin. I mean, it’s like he just looked at me and said “What’s up bro?” No worries, though, being the good hubby that I am, I didn’t let it kill my vibe.

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You, my friend, are the modern day equivalent of Shakespeare.