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KSGamecock
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
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So I'm going to keep this as vague as humanly possible because it's probable that someone might recognize me if I spill too many beans.



Whoopsie!


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StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Florida Fan
Mexico City, Mexico.
Member since Sep 2013
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
"Homosexual sports forum."

"Donkey rape."

It gets funnier the longer you look at it.


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jacost7
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Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2007
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
My aunt, uncle, cousin, and her 8 month unborn child were murdered the same day by the ex and father of the child. I didn't know him well but glad he hung himself in prison awaiting trial. Probably would have killed him if he didnt get convicted for some reason.


KSGamecock
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The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Wow, that's terrible. I'm sorry that happened to your family. Screw that guy.


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Cheese Grits
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Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Crime by its very nature is crazy as committing it usually goes against societal good (which is why it is a crime in the first place)

Some that come to my mind from the dark ages of my youth...

#1 The biker scene in "Bronx Tail" actually happened in EKY in a little town down there. Results were a bit more than just getting beat up tho. Pretty sure some did not make it out alive but what happens in EKY stays in EKY.

#2 Some guys went on a killing spree across several states - grisly stuff too - and got caught. Made the mistake tho as 1 murder was a hotel person working the front desk (1950's flat top Hank Hill type) was from EKY. When finally convicted they were shipped to prison in KY. Were rolled up in their mattresses and set on fire. Death certificate listed "suicide" as cause of death.

#3 Back in the days of bootlegging and the rise of the Mob they tried to infiltrate the state of KY (probably due to the history of legal distillers and an even older history of moonshiners). After several gangsters simply disappeared they came to an agreement where Newport would be as far as they could travel in the state to conduct their business.

#4 Back in the day "he just needed killin" was a valid defense in Hazard and other parts of EKY. In conjunction a father could kill you dead for messing with his daughters (possibly where "shotgun" weddings originated).

#5 Infamous case was the guy back in the late 70's and early 80's who was found dead near Bluegrass Field. Had been shot 5 times in the head and his BMW was set on fire. Cause of death was listed as "suicide".


While OP stated "convicted" probably should have included "not convicted" as well. Mountain Mafia has been around for ages and is quite real. Truth is usually stranger than fiction anyway.


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Trumansfangs
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Member since Sep 2018
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Client confidentiality prohibits me from contributing much to this intriguing topic. However, a former colleague killed, and was convicted of murdering his wife's lover. He's still in prison.

It just proves that every person... me, you, The Pope has a snapping point, given the right provocation/trigger circumstance and opportunity.


( The cleverly veiled caveat in the thread subject was brilliant KSGamecock. "craziest" indeed. )


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birdieman
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Member since Dec 2012
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Dude I worked with, Air Force civilian, hid in a bush and shite his wife as she left her new guys apartment... posted "bang bang the bitch is dead" on Facebook after..
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StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Mexico City, Mexico.
Member since Sep 2013
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
My uncle (not related by blood) sexually assaulted mentally disabled people. He was a caretaker for them and was convicted. I know his sentence is something like 5 - 15 years but I don't know many details.

My family and I were never really close, and even though I'd like to know what's going on I doubt I could get more out of them.

He was always a weird dude. He wanted to be a rapper and released these "EPs" that were hilariously terrible, took himself really seriously.
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Broken Coyote
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
A guy I played high school football with turned into a meth head years later, murdered a guy, Started chopping the dead guy up, decided it was too much work and hid the body in the corn field. Not really crazy for meth heads, though.

Crazy one was a guy I grew up with, was as normal as could be, but later in life, married with kids, turned into a sex stalker perv. Thankfully he wasn’t cleaver, just totally nuts and was caught before he could seriously hurt someone.


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reauxl tigers
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Bomb threat


BoarEd
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Please tell me he called in the bomb threat to the special Olympics.


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Central Pork
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Member since Jul 2014
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
A guy that was a year behind me in high school, was convicted of the murder of his 7 year old step-daughter. This was in the late 90s. That little girl was one of my school teacher sister's students.

Another crazy thing, when he and his wife buried her in a trashcan, he borrowed my uncle's shovel, who lived next door.

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Mindenfan
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Minden
Member since Sep 2006
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
My classmates are all preachers or lawyers.


I Bleed Garnet
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
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My classmates are all preachers

that sucks



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3morereps
Illinois Fan
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
A guy i was friends in high school became a corrections officer at a women's prison where he knocked up an inmate. He had a wife and kids at home. It turns out he was sneaking drugs into the jail for the inmates as well. I am not sure if he was trading the drugs for sex or he was just using his position of authority to force them into sex, but he was charged with all kinds of class x felonies including some form of rape
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LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Not me personally, but one of my wife's childhood school friends chopped up his parents with an axe. Three of her former schoolmates are now on death row.


LittleJerrySeinfield
Alabama Fan
Glass Case of Emotion
Member since Aug 2013
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re: What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of
Also, the older brother of one of my middle school classmates killed a guy with a cue ball.


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