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What if microscopic bed bugs crawled up your colon while you were asleep?
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:28 am
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:28 am
Let's say this hypothetically happens to an LSU fan.
What are your thoughts?
What are your thoughts?
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:48 am to State Bird
Jesus Christ. Now you are jealous of bed bugs? You need help!
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:01 am to State Bird
People have weird fetishes
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:07 pm to State Bird
I would hire Harry Rex Vonner, Esq. to represent me in my bed bug case.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:48 pm to Lucado
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Harry Rex Vonner, Esq
I wonder if he's still working on the Jeremy Pruitt case?
Posted on 7/10/26 at 2:40 pm to State Bird
You have thought deeply about this, it would seem.
Posted on 7/11/26 at 12:02 am to State Bird
They wouldn’t last long
Posted on 7/11/26 at 4:19 am to State Bird
RA'd
(for sticky)
(allegedly)
Posted on 7/11/26 at 1:26 pm to State Bird
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bed bugs crawled up your colon
Doesn't this happen all the time?
Posted on 7/11/26 at 2:58 pm to State Bird
You're taking a SEC survey for Colonguard?
Posted on 7/11/26 at 3:18 pm to State Bird
Made me think of that saying tighter than a frogs arse or water tight as a frogs arse. 
There might be some exercises to get that arse in shape to Frog standards .
There might be some exercises to get that arse in shape to Frog standards .
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:29 pm to Chrome
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You're taking a SEC survey for Colonguard?
I'm trying to raise awareness
I'm saving lives in here, but it's a thankless job
Posted on 7/11/26 at 10:09 pm to State Bird
Posted on 7/17/26 at 5:45 am to paperwasp
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Harry Rex Vonner, Esq
I wonder if he's still working on the Jeremy Pruitt case?
Perhaps an even better question is whether he would be willing to crawl up your arse with a microscope.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:29 am to Lucado
if it's Lunatik's a-hole, I don't think so
Posted on 7/17/26 at 9:20 am to State Bird
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if it's Lunatik's a-hole, I don't think so
Is this based on the prior photos
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:49 pm to State Bird
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I'm trying to raise awareness
With crowd you need to be more direct.
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What if microscopic bed bugs crawled up your colon while you were asleep?
But substitute gerbils for bed bugs and awake for asleep.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:52 pm to State Bird
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if it's Lunatik's a-hole, I don't think so
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:14 am to TigerLunatik
RA'd
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:33 am to State Bird
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