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re: What happens after you die?

Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:41 pm to
I'm dead right now. Ask me anything.

First of all. It smells like pine trees. Internet connection is inconsistent at best.
This post was edited on 11/5/15 at 10:43 pm
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20494 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:51 pm to
Cheapskate family went with a pine box?!?! No love.
Posted by americanrealism
Smoking an 8th in the multiverse
Member since Nov 2012
1515 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:28 pm to
I don't know what kind of afterlife I believe in, but I am inclined to believe that consciousness exists independent of the body and persists after death in some way.

I'm especially interested in personal accounts of people who've experimented with DMT. In large doses people almost universally report waking up in a large room where extradimensional beings try to "teach" them things.

I heard a story from Terence McKenna about some Tibetan buddhist monks who were given DMT. When they came down they said "We know this place. This is the beginning of the Bardo. This is as far as you can go into the afterlife and still return."

Heavy shite man. Just something interesting to think about.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

What happens after you die?



I hate how this question has been stuck in my head for a while now. Just last month, I was a pall bearer for the 4th time in 2 years at my uncle's funeral.

I wanna be bright and shiny, not thinking about how one day 75-80 years from now my body will be under dirt being fertilizer pushing up daisies.
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:33 pm to
You go heaven if you're good.

You go to hell if you're bad.

You haunt Stonehog if you're somewhere in-between.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:00 am to
You wake up in the real world, having played a video game wherein you are the hero in a world crisis because you're bored with your life. This video game isn't meant to be perfect, you see, in the future emotional problems are easily dealt with and as such feelings and conflict become a luxury.

In fact, you're just passing another afternoon, but your perception tells you that you're passing a lifetime in another world.

It's almost time to wake up for work, and when you come back, another lifetime adventure awaits you.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124393 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:03 am to
Hopefully I'll be in heaven and get to see my Ex and everyone else I love again

My luck they'll all be up there but I'll be in hell
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:09 am to
You will either walk the streets of gold with Mark Richt or you'll share a condo on the lake of fire with Nick Saban.
Posted by TideJoe
Member since Sep 2012
939 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:14 am to
Maybe you become someone new in the Matrix?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:34 am to
You release poop and piss
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:25 am to
quote:

I will go walk with the Father

If you believe in Jesus this will happen; if not you better wear something for not weather
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 8:01 am to
Assuming you have donated enough time and money your theton will float out into a new body and you will continue working to help the whole planet go clear.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 8:09 am to
quote:


If you believe in Jesus this will happen; if not you better wear something for not weather




I believe in God, not sure where I stand on just exactly who the messenger was, but I got the message.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3598 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 8:13 am to
The rest of the universe implodes.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 8:59 am to
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I will go walk with the Father.
No where in the Bible does it give any hint of that happening. It is very doubtful that anyone will ever walk with God Almighty any more after death than they do before death or even see him.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 9:29 am to
We turn into worm food





Or we flutter up to heaven, walk through the pearly gates and party with some angel sluts at our mansion.
Posted by lsufornc3
Member since Dec 2011
275 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 9:59 am to

We will continue to be a part of the universe in a different form.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:08 am to
i have it from a reliable source that you return to "life" driven by nothing but an all consuming desire to feed on the flesh of the living. The only way you can truly be killed is to destroy the brain.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:58 am to
You go to paradise and get to bang 72 virgins
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:33 pm to
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I'm especially interested in personal accounts of people who've experimented with DMT



Ask away. I'm a time traveling bandit.
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