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Posted on 12/17/13 at 2:47 pm to WG_Dawg
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch.
You looked up at your sky then.
That made blue be your color.
You had your knife there with you too.
When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes.
Your hands were sticky.
You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green.
Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this.
You were already getting nervous again.
Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up.
Your head was almost empty.
It always hurt you when you woke up like this.
You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk,
waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you.
You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it.
"If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin.
" Why didn't anyone else understand these important things?
You got to your car and tried all the doors.
They were locked.
It was a red car and it was new.
There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat.
Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods.
You began to walk towards them.
Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch.
You looked up at your sky then.
That made blue be your color.
You had your knife there with you too.
When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes.
Your hands were sticky.
You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green.
Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this.
You were already getting nervous again.
Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up.
Your head was almost empty.
It always hurt you when you woke up like this.
You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk,
waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you.
You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it.
"If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin.
" Why didn't anyone else understand these important things?
You got to your car and tried all the doors.
They were locked.
It was a red car and it was new.
There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat.
Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods.
You began to walk towards them.
Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
Posted on 12/17/13 at 2:57 pm to aslavey
Sittin' alone and I hear rain fallin' on my windowsill
Just wanna do what's right but I don't know if I ever will
There's so many reasons, too many excuses
And all these prescriptions, got too many uses
And I'm so lonely
It's kind of scary
And this kind of lonely is making me weary
I'm so lonesome I could die
Just wanna do what's right but I don't know if I ever will
There's so many reasons, too many excuses
And all these prescriptions, got too many uses
And I'm so lonely
It's kind of scary
And this kind of lonely is making me weary
I'm so lonesome I could die
Posted on 12/17/13 at 3:03 pm to Alahunter
I'm no kid in a kid's game
I did what I did, I've got no one to blame
But I don't give up, no, I don't ever give up
It's all I've got, it's my claim to fame
I'm no fighter but I'm fighting
This whole world seems uninviting
But I don't give up, no, I don't ever give up
I fall down sometimes, sometimes I come back flying
Liars are lying, airplanes are flying
Love isn't here, love isn't here
But it's somewhere
Time to forget me, but something won't let me
Love isn't here, love isn't here
But it's somewhere
And I cleaned and I washed up
This dream I don't ever give up
I don't ever give up, I don't ever give up
I did what I did, I've got no one to blame
But I don't give up, no, I don't ever give up
It's all I've got, it's my claim to fame
I'm no fighter but I'm fighting
This whole world seems uninviting
But I don't give up, no, I don't ever give up
I fall down sometimes, sometimes I come back flying
Liars are lying, airplanes are flying
Love isn't here, love isn't here
But it's somewhere
Time to forget me, but something won't let me
Love isn't here, love isn't here
But it's somewhere
And I cleaned and I washed up
This dream I don't ever give up
I don't ever give up, I don't ever give up
Posted on 12/17/13 at 3:22 pm to UMRealist
"Aint no such thing as halfway crooks"-Mobb Deep
"I never sleep 'cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas
"Birthdays was the worst days/Now we sip champagne when we thirsty"- Biggie
Pac had so many..
"Take the evil out the people that be actin' right/ cause both black and white, are smokin' crack tonight/ and the only time we deal is when we kill each other/ it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other"- Pac
but Big L had a crazy flow
"Facts on tracks I recite well, Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L"- Big L
"Breakin in cribs with a crowbar, I wasn't poor, I was po, I couldn't afford the O-R"- Big L
"I never sleep 'cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas
"Birthdays was the worst days/Now we sip champagne when we thirsty"- Biggie
Pac had so many..
"Take the evil out the people that be actin' right/ cause both black and white, are smokin' crack tonight/ and the only time we deal is when we kill each other/ it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other"- Pac
but Big L had a crazy flow
"Facts on tracks I recite well, Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L"- Big L
"Breakin in cribs with a crowbar, I wasn't poor, I was po, I couldn't afford the O-R"- Big L
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:55 pm to UMRealist
without a doubt, no questions asked, my favorite is "inhale deep as it does in my breath, i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death" by nas from ny state of mind but my other favorites are
"I got this killa up inside of me, I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary." - scarface from no tears
"deja vu, tell you what im gonna do, when they reminisce over you...my god" - CL smooth and pete rock from T.R.O.Y
"cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M get the money, dolla dolla bills yall" - wu tang clan from C.R.E.A.M
"the sky is falling, the wind is calling, stand for something, or die in the morning" - kendrick lamar from hiiipower
"dont push me cause im close to the edge, im trying not to lose my head, its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, how i keep from going under" - grandmaster flash and the furious five from the message
"I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." - sugarhill gang from rappers delight
"thinking of a master plan, cause theres nothing but sweat inside my hand" - eric b and rakim from paid in full
"ive been in this game for years, it made me animal, theres rules to this shite, i wrote me a manual" - notorious big from the ten crack commandments
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 what i use in a battle for the mind" - public enemy from shut em down
"as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i take a look at my life, and realize theres nothing left, cause ive been blasting and laughing so long, that even my mama thinks my mind is gone" - coolio from gangstas paradise
"I got this killa up inside of me, I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary." - scarface from no tears
"deja vu, tell you what im gonna do, when they reminisce over you...my god" - CL smooth and pete rock from T.R.O.Y
"cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M get the money, dolla dolla bills yall" - wu tang clan from C.R.E.A.M
"the sky is falling, the wind is calling, stand for something, or die in the morning" - kendrick lamar from hiiipower
"dont push me cause im close to the edge, im trying not to lose my head, its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, how i keep from going under" - grandmaster flash and the furious five from the message
"I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." - sugarhill gang from rappers delight
"thinking of a master plan, cause theres nothing but sweat inside my hand" - eric b and rakim from paid in full
"ive been in this game for years, it made me animal, theres rules to this shite, i wrote me a manual" - notorious big from the ten crack commandments
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 what i use in a battle for the mind" - public enemy from shut em down
"as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i take a look at my life, and realize theres nothing left, cause ive been blasting and laughing so long, that even my mama thinks my mind is gone" - coolio from gangstas paradise
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:58 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
dont push me cause im close to the edge, im trying not to lose my head, its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, how i keep from going under" - grandmaster flash and the furious five from the message
quote:
I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." - sugarhill gang from rappers delight
Posted on 12/17/13 at 8:01 pm to Agforlife
I knew you'd appreciate the sugarhill gang drop 
Posted on 12/17/13 at 8:38 pm to WestCoastAg
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
Cut and divide it all right in two
Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight for each other,
for the ones who are rising.
Angels on the sideline again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.
Cut and divide it all right in two
RIGHT IN TWO!
Right in two...
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
Cut and divide it all right in two
Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight for each other,
for the ones who are rising.
Angels on the sideline again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.
Cut and divide it all right in two
RIGHT IN TWO!
Right in two...
Posted on 12/17/13 at 9:51 pm to aslavey
"But if you need to be satisfied , I'm shameless . Honey I don't have a prayer "
Posted on 12/17/13 at 11:09 pm to NashBamaFan
quote:
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
quote:
He climbed cathedral mountains, he saw silver clouds below
He saw everything as far as you can see
And they say that he got crazy once and he tried to touch the sun
And he lost a friend but kept the memory
Now he walks in quiet solitude the forest and the streams
Seeking grace in every step he takes
His sight has turned inside himself to try and understand
The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake
quote:
On cigarettes and songs I'd been pickin'.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid,
Cussin' at a can that he was kicking.
Then I crossed the empty street,
'n caught the Sunday smell of someone fryin' chicken.
And it took me back to somethin',
That I'd lost somehow, somewhere along the way.
In the park I saw a daddy,
With a laughin' little girl who he was swingin'.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school,
And listened to the song they were singin'.
Then I headed back for home,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin'.
And it echoed through the canyons,
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.
This post was edited on 12/17/13 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 12/17/13 at 11:43 pm to UMRealist
I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coup de Ville
Hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coup de Ville
Hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Posted on 12/18/13 at 12:57 am to WestCoastAg
quote:
I knew you'd appreciate the sugarhill gang drop
As do I, guys. As do I.
I started to list some of my favorites, but can't narrow the list down. It has everything from The Eagles to Norah Jones to Jimmy Buffet to Van Morrison.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 2:33 am to semotruman
I'm a rolling stone, all alone and lost
For a life of sin, I have paid the cost
When I pass by, all the people say
"Just another guy on the lost highway"
Hank Williams.
For a life of sin, I have paid the cost
When I pass by, all the people say
"Just another guy on the lost highway"
Hank Williams.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 2:46 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
On cigarettes and songs I'd been pickin'.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid,
Cussin' at a can that he was kicking.
Then I crossed the empty street,
'n caught the Sunday smell of someone fryin' chicken.
And it took me back to somethin',
That I'd lost somehow, somewhere along the way.
Kristofferson and Hank references on the first page of this thread I look at. Solid
quote:
If you pass through on a Sunday, better make a stop at Wayne's
It's the only open liquor store north, I can't stand the pain
of being by myself, without a little help, on a Sunday afternoon.
And I needed that damn woman like a dream needs gasoline
And I'm trying to be some ancient kind of man, one that's never seen the beauty in the world
But I tried to chase it down, tried to make the whole thing mine
Isbell at his best
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:12 am to UMRealist
quote:
“I aint a killa, but don’t push me/ Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy."
And this list is shite without some Eminem:
"And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately
Points a finger at me ...
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
When you don't give a frick, when you won't just put up
With the bullshite they pull, 'cause they full of shite too
When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school..."
Posted on 12/18/13 at 4:36 pm to UMRealist
Just about anything from Mike Cooley. A lot of Ryan Adams, but his are more hit or miss.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 4:59 pm to UMRealist
They call me the fireman
That's my name
Makin' my rounds all over town
Puttin' out old flames
Well everybody'd like to have what I've got
I can cool 'em down while they're smolderin' hot
I'm the fireman
that's my name
_____________________________________________
Well, excuse me, but I think you've got my chair.
No, that one's not taken, I don't mind
If you sit here, I'll be glad to share.
Yeah, it's usually packed here on Friday nights.
Oh, if you don't mind, could I talk you out of a light.
Well, thank you, could I drink you a buy?
Oh, listen to me, what I mean is can I buy you a drink?
Anything you please.
Oh, you're welcome, well, I don't think I caught your name.
Are you waiting for someone to meet you here?
Well, that makes two of us glad you came.
No, I don't know the name of the band, but they're good.
Aren't they, would you like to dance?
Yeah, I like this song too, it reminds me of you and me.
Well, baby do you think there's a chance
That later on I could drive you home?
No, I don't mind at all.
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
I would've posted a simple line or two of the chair but the lyrics paint such a vivid picture that I had to put the whole thing.
George Strait is the GOAT. DWI
That's my name
Makin' my rounds all over town
Puttin' out old flames
Well everybody'd like to have what I've got
I can cool 'em down while they're smolderin' hot
I'm the fireman
that's my name
_____________________________________________
Well, excuse me, but I think you've got my chair.
No, that one's not taken, I don't mind
If you sit here, I'll be glad to share.
Yeah, it's usually packed here on Friday nights.
Oh, if you don't mind, could I talk you out of a light.
Well, thank you, could I drink you a buy?
Oh, listen to me, what I mean is can I buy you a drink?
Anything you please.
Oh, you're welcome, well, I don't think I caught your name.
Are you waiting for someone to meet you here?
Well, that makes two of us glad you came.
No, I don't know the name of the band, but they're good.
Aren't they, would you like to dance?
Yeah, I like this song too, it reminds me of you and me.
Well, baby do you think there's a chance
That later on I could drive you home?
No, I don't mind at all.
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
I would've posted a simple line or two of the chair but the lyrics paint such a vivid picture that I had to put the whole thing.
George Strait is the GOAT. DWI
Posted on 12/18/13 at 5:00 pm to The Spleen
I still recall the taste of your tears.
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears.
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
Scraping through my head 'till I don't want to sleep anymore.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
You always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn't do the things that I can do now.
This thing is slowly taking me apart.
Grey would be the color if I had a heart.
Come on tell me
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now,
I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fricking reminder of who I used to be.
Come on tell me
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
I just want something I can never have
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears.
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
Scraping through my head 'till I don't want to sleep anymore.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
You always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn't do the things that I can do now.
This thing is slowly taking me apart.
Grey would be the color if I had a heart.
Come on tell me
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now,
I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fricking reminder of who I used to be.
Come on tell me
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
I just want something I can never have
Posted on 12/18/13 at 6:35 pm to aslavey
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Abord this tiny ship
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Abord this tiny ship
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