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re: Vote on Bowl's love life ITT
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:20 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:20 pm to KSGamecock
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Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:25 pm to KSGamecock
All better.
And definitely option 1.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:36 pm to KSGamecock
From your depiction, #1 looks a bit like Velma but a UK fan
#2 has smaller boobs and might be a Tulane fan
One of the hottest woman I dated was a Sophie Newcome woman (Women's side of Tulane before they merged) but she also was smart as hell and very old southern. Not sure that is your #2 so I am gonna go with Velma because the sex will be better long term.
#2 has smaller boobs and might be a Tulane fan
One of the hottest woman I dated was a Sophie Newcome woman (Women's side of Tulane before they merged) but she also was smart as hell and very old southern. Not sure that is your #2 so I am gonna go with Velma because the sex will be better long term.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:44 pm to Cheese Grits
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From your depiction, #1 looks a bit like Velma but a UK fan
I'm actually a little salty about the way he drew #1, so I guess that means I actually like her and should pick her.
The drawing makes her look almost chubby, but really #2 is just super skinny. #1 is much cuter than the drawing
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:46 pm to BowlJackson
Yea I got my proportions off. She isn't fat or chunky, option 2 is just really thin.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 2:54 pm to KSGamecock
We talking Olive Oyl thin? Because when they are that thin they can go down the drain like spaghetti when you pull the stopper on the tub.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:02 pm to BowlJackson
I shall provide you with the one answer that will save you.
Take option #1 but send option #2 over to me. Yes, she may be a crazed skank monster... but I should face a month or two of wild sex before you do. I'll take this bullet for you.
Take the one you'd like to grow old with. Because before too long you'll realize you are old and you left them all behind.
Take option #1 but send option #2 over to me. Yes, she may be a crazed skank monster... but I should face a month or two of wild sex before you do. I'll take this bullet for you.
Take the one you'd like to grow old with. Because before too long you'll realize you are old and you left them all behind.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:04 pm to Arksulli
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Take the one you'd like to grow old with. Because before too long you'll realize you are old and you left them all behind.
Very true words.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:08 pm to Arksulli
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Take the one you'd like to grow old with. Because before too long you'll realize you are old and you left them all behind.
Well I haven't known her long enough to know if I want to grow old with her yet, but she's definitely somebody I wouldn't mind having as a gf and seeing where it goes.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:17 pm to BowlJackson
Go with the guy that wears Seersuckers so you won’t clash
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:29 pm to BowlJackson
Years ago, I was faced with a similar dilemma.
Option 1: Very cute girl named Amanda, nurse in the Air Force. Into all the same stuff I was, including college football (she was a Hawkeye fan iirc) and she was funny as hell.
Option 2: Smoking hot Ukrainian elementary school teacher on a 3 year visa. We had nothing in common, but she was fun and wild when we went drinking and she fricked my brains out. And that accent, muh God.
I was like 25 at the time, so obviously I chose option 2.
Lasted about 3 months, was fun, but I always wondered what could have been if I had stuck with option 1.
Option 1: Very cute girl named Amanda, nurse in the Air Force. Into all the same stuff I was, including college football (she was a Hawkeye fan iirc) and she was funny as hell.
Option 2: Smoking hot Ukrainian elementary school teacher on a 3 year visa. We had nothing in common, but she was fun and wild when we went drinking and she fricked my brains out. And that accent, muh God.
I was like 25 at the time, so obviously I chose option 2.
Lasted about 3 months, was fun, but I always wondered what could have been if I had stuck with option 1.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 4:51 pm to BowlJackson
Why not combine the two and have hot trashy sex with your gf? 
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:02 pm to BowlJackson
This is like Sportbike vs Cruiser.
You know the answer Bowl, just accept it friend.
You know the answer Bowl, just accept it friend.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Very true words.
I dunno, I am older than dirt and still getting action.
Probably in the genes tho, my grandfather was 100 when he kicked and quite the ladies man till the end.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:01 pm to BowlJackson
1, all day, every day.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:50 pm to BowlJackson
Sigh, would you just shut up for once?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:19 pm to teamjackson
Nope
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:07 am to BowlJackson
I downvoted because I just felt like it.
I would work the 3some. For real, you're only young once and you don't know unless you ask.
I would work the 3some. For real, you're only young once and you don't know unless you ask.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:15 pm to BowlJackson
I have fought the same battle. Went with #2 and had an incredible 3-4 months before it went to shite. Eventually ran into #1 and was fortunate to get a chance and have been married for 12 years and have a beautiful family and great life.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:18 am to BowlJackson
You're 26...so either you're ready to settle down or you're not. Which is it?
ETA - Why can't you have both? Start doing the hot one while you're getting to know the other one. Then if she actually is the one, dump the hot one and settle down. This way you have no regrets...
ETA - Why can't you have both? Start doing the hot one while you're getting to know the other one. Then if she actually is the one, dump the hot one and settle down. This way you have no regrets...
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 10:58 am
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