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Posted on 1/20/17 at 11:20 am to
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
4319 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 11:20 am to
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Supposedly the proper thing to do is to prepare ahead of time and, ahem, clean yourself out by whatever methods available. Takes away the spontaneity but lord know if I'm going down there face first then the reassurance would be nice


My girl uses enemas weekly. She's all about some arse to mouth though.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 11:36 am to
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My girl uses enemas weekly. She's all about some arse to mouth though.


Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20034 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 1:57 pm to
Bunch of squares in here. The only girl I've done it with is my ex-wife. A few years had went by, and you always have to try new things to keep it spicy. No better feeling than 69ing with a girl, licking that booty hole while munching on the honey hole, and having her moan with your meat in her mouth. If I ever get serious with another female, you better believe there will not be a crevice on her that my tongue won't touch.

P.S. Don't be afraid to tickle that arse while she's riding on top of you.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Bunch of squares in here. The only girl I've done it with is my ex-wife. A few years had went by, and you always have to try new things to keep it spicy. No better feeling than 69ing with a girl, licking that booty hole while munching on the honey hole, and having her moan with your meat in her mouth. If I ever get serious with another female, you better believe there will not be a crevice on her that my tongue won't touch.

P.S. Don't be afraid to tickle that arse while she's riding on top of you.



You, good sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 3:13 pm
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8702 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 4:00 pm to
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jvilletiger25



This man gets it. Try it and you won't regret it.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

This man gets it. Try it and you won't regret it.


The stuff one learns on the OT...
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3659 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 7:33 am to


So many other things you could enjoy with her body, and you want to lick the worst part?
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5169 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 11:43 am to
I had a buddy in high school who was on the golf team who had this g/f that would do it all the time. He would be coming off the golf course in July in Texas after walking 54 holes and would go meet up with his g/f and she had no qualms whatsoever in doing this.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 12:31 pm to
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Bunch of squares in here.


Nah, just a bunch of dudes with arse-breath.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 2:03 pm to
quote:


I had a buddy in high school who was on the golf team who had this g/f that would do it all the time. He would be coming off the golf course in July in Texas after walking 54 holes and would go meet up with his g/f and she had no qualms whatsoever in doing this.




Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62961 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

I had a buddy in high school who was on the golf team who had this g/f that would do it all the time. He would be coming off the golf course in July in Texas after walking 54 holes and would go meet up with his g/f and she had no qualms whatsoever in doing this.


Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4238 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 3:56 pm to
Kept seeing this thread at work and couldn't open it. Gotta say it certainly met expectations
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8702 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:14 pm to
Catch your girl right after a shower and a couple of drinks. She will love it. We would never lie to you.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:51 pm to

Resident expert ladies and gentlemen...


This post was edited on 1/21/17 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 11:07 pm to
it takes a certain kind of person for sure. for instance, i have no qualms about eating butthole but douple dip in the salsa and your arse aint gettin no more chips.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
39283 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 9:22 am to
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So many other things you could enjoy with her body, and you want to lick the worst part?


It's better than the elbow, front and back of the knee, the heel, the shoulder, top of her head.....
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4587 posts
Posted on 1/23/17 at 8:37 am to
quote:

So many other things you could enjoy with her body, and you want to lick the worst part?




I bet her farts smell like cotton candy at the fair.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10060 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 6:56 pm to







Of course I've eaten arse, it makes it a lot easier to get yours eaten if she's returning the favor.. dont knock it till you've tried it.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12382 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:27 pm to
This is the best explanation I've read about this subject. Not only is it right, it is spot on.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92604 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 11:33 pm to
Bookmarked this thread. Classic.
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