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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:24 am to UMRealist
Pretty sure she knows that men poop. I really dont see the issue here, just ask to use the toilet.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:32 am to Roger Klarvin
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Pretty sure she knows that men poop. I really dont see the issue here, just ask to use the toilet.
Yeah, but what if it's explosive? I hate when they make a bunch of noise. That's why I'm getting a heavy door for my bathroom when I move.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:33 am to UMRealist
Haven't been with a new girl in 9 years. I'm useless here.
But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:40 am to Wanderin Reb
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But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
I'm not sure French is your strong suit.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:41 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Worst case scenario just turn on the faucet while you fire one off real quick.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:44 am to Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:46 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I'm not sure French is your strong suit
Actually, that's the name of a scented post-defecation product marketed towards women. I swear to God
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to TbirdSpur2010
He's been in Mexico too long
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to Wanderin Reb
SDaR must keep the company of stanky females 
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:48 am to UMRealist
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:53 am to Wanderin Reb
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Wait...have you seriously never heard of this stuff?
This is real.
...Man, what has this world come to?
And my women don't shite, or at least I've never caught them doing it.
Poop ninjas.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:55 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I've talked to people that have used it. It works.
Might be worth the investment for you singles.
My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Might be worth the investment for you singles.
My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:01 am to Wanderin Reb
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My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Same
Mainly because she wanted one to explode all her feminine necessities/tools in. That bathroom is a frightening place
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:06 am to UMRealist
Multiple courtesy flushes and you're good to go.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:14 am to UMRealist
I don't see what the big deal is; I normally go 4-5 days in between shits. My doctor says I have a huge colon. Apparently he sees it a lot around here.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:36 am to UMRealist
Go take a shower (surely you did this during your 4 day love fest), turn on the shower & vent, do your thing, take shower, by the time you get out the smell is gone & she Is none the wiser.
ps: she knows you shite
ps: she knows you shite
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:38 am to TIGERFANZZ
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take a shower (surely you did this during your 4 day love fest)
Now now, let us not be so presumptuous
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:56 am to UMRealist
I would fart in front of her. Then tell her I'm baking brownies and need to use the facilities. When I was finished I would describe it to her, not just the form and smell, but how it affected me emotionally. And she would love me for it.
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