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re: This MF'er was on the porch just now
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:05 pm to Lexag
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:05 pm to Lexag
Can cats jump at least 2 feet high? That's half the height of the porch bannisters so I figured if they can't jump higher than 2 feet then 4 feet wouldn't be a problem.
Plus the bars are only 10 inches apart so there's no way a cat could fit through that.
@Frenzy, anything else I should do? It's the first time ever seeing a cat in person, let alone owning one...
Plus the bars are only 10 inches apart so there's no way a cat could fit through that.
@Frenzy, anything else I should do? It's the first time ever seeing a cat in person, let alone owning one...
This post was edited on 12/14/24 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:40 pm to teamjackson
Also cats are actually a liquid and as long as their head can fit the rest of them can too.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:43 pm to Lexag
/s
Gonna stop being so sarcastic. It gets old. Sorry.
Yes I've had many cats before, mainly outdoor ones who liked to chill inside half the time.
Magnificent, awful creatures.
Gonna stop being so sarcastic. It gets old. Sorry.
Yes I've had many cats before, mainly outdoor ones who liked to chill inside half the time.
Magnificent, awful creatures.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:59 pm to teamjackson
I have 3 babies right now gifted to me by Cara. So I’m a happy girl. Jingle, Jangle and Tinsel.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:59 pm to teamjackson
Are the bars so they don’t steal your decor?
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:14 pm to Lexag
Absolutely. Finally. Someone who gets me
These photos are potato:
There were 3 different cats that showed up last night/today.
I've got like 8 fricking cats now
That's the mama
These photos are potato:


There were 3 different cats that showed up last night/today.
I've got like 8 fricking cats now

That's the mama
This post was edited on 12/14/24 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 12/14/24 at 7:17 pm to teamjackson
I like her face. She’s pretty.
They just want trinkets. Specifically tradeable. As long as you don’t have any small gold Buddhas or pirate medallions you should be okay.
They just want trinkets. Specifically tradeable. As long as you don’t have any small gold Buddhas or pirate medallions you should be okay.
This post was edited on 12/14/24 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 12/14/24 at 7:32 pm to Lexag
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They just want trinkets. Specifically traceable. As long as you don’t have any small gold Buddhas or pirate medallions you should be okay.
Damnit. That's all I have to my name.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:03 pm to teamjackson
Well, at least they won’t put them in the ocean and summon the kraken… so you have that going for you.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:11 pm to Lexag
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Well, at least they won’t put them in the ocean and summon the kraken… so you have that going for you.
What if you feed them after midnight?
Posted on 12/15/24 at 12:47 am to teamjackson
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@Frenzy, anything else I should do?
Best part of living way out is that cats aren't apex predators... but just another part of the food chain.
#problemsolved#
Posted on 12/15/24 at 1:22 am to awestruck
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Best part of living way out is that cats aren't apex predators... but just another part of the food chain.
We have a feral cat problem in Florida and I'm not sure where else you will find more of a predator food chain in the US. We have panthers, black bears, alligators, pythons, monkeys with herpes and all kinds of shite - and over 10 million feral cats.
This post was edited on 12/15/24 at 1:23 am
Posted on 12/15/24 at 6:48 am to 3down10
Must be a shortage of Chinese restauranteers.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:33 am to 3down10
Florida - we are overrun with hogs, feral cats, pythons and New Yorkers
Posted on 12/15/24 at 12:03 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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New Yorkers
And New Englanders and Michiganders too
Posted on 12/15/24 at 12:12 pm to awestruck
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Must be a shortage of Chinese restauranteers.
Hmm, you may be on to something.
Maybe DeSantis is screwing us by shipping illegal immigrants out of the state.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 1:02 pm to Taurus 357
Some days I see more New Jersey plates than Florida plates.
This post was edited on 12/15/24 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 12/15/24 at 5:41 pm to 3down10
I don’t think most cats are gremlins, I have 1/3 that is, but not all. So you have like a 33% chance it’s all good.
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