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Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:03 pm to
Know that Atlanta was the country music capital of the world years before Nashville was anything other than a sleepy mountain town.


Know that in biblical times Moses told the Jews to load up their asses and their camels and he would lead them to the promised land and in the 1930s FDR told the people of North Alabama to light up a camel and sit on their asses, he had brought the promised land to them. And know what this means.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:19 pm to
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Know that a moon pie and a RC will solve a lot of problems in life.


You forgot Pork Rinds to complete the holy trinity
Posted by cwil1
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:24 pm to
The person who wrote this article is from Missouri.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:41 pm to
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quote:
Know that a moon pie and a RC will solve a lot of problems in life.



You forgot Pork Rinds to complete the holy trinity
That would of been peanuts.

And the pork skins would have vinegar and Louisiana red sauce dashed into the bag, not Texas Pete, for a second trinity.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/29/24 at 12:10 pm to
Fry chicken in lard
Open doors for women
Give up your seat in a crowded bus to a woman or old man
Say how ya'll doing in an elevator
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30715 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 11:15 pm to
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Fry chicken in lard


Using lard in general is becoming more popular now. I don't use vegetable oils basically ever anymore. Olive oil, that's about it.
This post was edited on 6/29/24 at 11:17 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:33 pm to
Fire on Ft. Sumter
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 7/5/24 at 9:43 am to
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Things Only A True Southerner Would Do


Overcook vegetables in bacon fat.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58785 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 9:02 am to
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Overcook vegetables in bacon fat.


It is called "frying" and a true Southern staple

Gonna fry me some SPAM (protein) and Okra (vegetables) in some pork renderings (aka bacon grease) for lunch!
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