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Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:01 pm to Nortizzle
From now on I be goin ta type up mah posts n' then copy dem ta dis translator n' post like dis y'all.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:29 pm to GCTiger11
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Our thugged-out asses tha playaz of tha United Hoods, up in order ta form a mo' slick union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide fo' tha common defense, promote tha general welfare, n' secure tha blessingz of liberty ta ourselves n' our posterity, do ordain n' establish dis Constipation fo' tha United Hoodz of America.
The Preamble to the Constitution
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:32 pm to PrivatePublic
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Congress shall make no law respectin a establishment of religion, or prohibitin tha free exercise thereof; or abridgin tha freedom of rap, or of tha press; or tha right of tha playas peaceably ta assemble, n' ta petizzle tha Posse fo' a redress of grievances.
First Amendment
This post was edited on 3/27/13 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:38 pm to Bellabama
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Don't expect no tolerizzle fo dat profanitizzle and sexuizzlely explicit content, Nortizzle.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:45 pm to TTsTowel
The "Saturday Night in Death Valley" poem that is read before each football game.
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It be a pantheon of concrete n' steel
It be a cold-arse lil hood dat rises defiantly up in tha delta alongside tha daddy of waters
It be tha humiditizzle of autumn evenings dat drapes stately oaks n' broad magnolias
It be hustled ... n' it is loud.
It be Halloween night & Cannon blasts
It be a Louisiana gumbo of humanitizzle dat cheers its Tigers ta victory & destroys tha tripz of invadin foes
Chizzle of drizzle is ... never!
It be tha cathedral of college footbizzle & worshizzle happens here
When tha sun findz its home up in tha westsideern sky it aint nuthin but a gangbangin' field of glory fo' shizzle ...
But much mo' than dat it aint nuthin but a sacred place
And it is Saturdizzle night up in Dirtnap Valley
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:47 pm to TTsTowel
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On January 27, 2011 a cold-arse lil calla ta tha Pizzle Finebaum Radio Network whoz arse identified his dirty arse as "Al from Dadeville" fronted ta have poisoned tha oaks at Toomerz Corner wit Spike 80DF, a potent commercial herbicizzle containin tebuthiuron. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafrickin arse. Subsequent soil tests flossed high concentrationz of tha poison around tha trees, which is not sposed ta frickin survive. Right back up in yo muthafrickin arse. Some concern bout tha possibilitizzle of tha poison affectin groundwater has also been voiced. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! After a investigation, Auburn hood five-o arrested Harvey Updyke Jr., a 62-year-old playa from Dadeville n' charged his arse wit class C criminal mischizzle (a felony).
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:50 pm to tylerdurden24
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Glory, glory ta ole’ Georgia yo. Heroes have graced tha field before yo thugged-out arse. Men wit hearts, bodies n' mindz fo' which tha entire Bulldawg Nation can be justifiably proud as a muthafricka. Da tradizzle of unbridled excellence demonstrated by these individuals n' nuff others spans mo' than a gangbangin' full century fo' realz. And now a freshly smoked up breed of Bulldawg standz locked n loaded ta take tha field of Battle. To assume tha reignz of tha Georgia program. To continue dat tradition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Understandin dat there is no tradizzle mo' worthy of envy. No institution worthy of such loyalty as Da Universitizzle of Georgia fo' realz. As we prepare fo' another meetin between tha hedges let all tha Bulldawg faithful rally behind tha pimps whoz arse now wear tha red n' black wit two lyrics. Two simple lyrics dat express tha sentimentz of tha entire Bulldawg Nation…GO DAWGS
The sheer truth of that one line has me fricking rolling.
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Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:53 pm to GCTiger11
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To tha hustlas n' dem hoes up in Gator Nation, I’m sorry. I’m mad sorry. Our thugged-out asses was hopin fo' a undefeated season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That was mah goal, suttin' Florida has never done here.” “I promise you one thing, a shitload of phat will come outta this. Yo arse will never peep any playa up in tha entire ghetto play as hard as I will play tha rest of tha season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo arse will never peep one of mah thugs push tha rest of tha crew as hard as I will push dem hoes tha rest of tha season.” “Yo arse will never peep a crew play harder than we will tha rest of tha season. Dogg Bless.
Tebow's speech after Ole Miss loss in 2008.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:54 pm to tylerdurden24
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Heroes have graced tha field before yo thugged-out arse
I lol'd irl hard.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:54 pm to PrivatePublic
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:38 pm to GCTiger11
Here is the articla about Republican candidate in Alabama who stole cashews:
Gone nuts: Dizzy Peterson, gun-totin ag commission muthafricka, stole cheddaews up in Hoover, cops say (vizzle)
Carol Robinston | crobinson@al.com By Carol Robinston | crobinson@al.com
on March 27, 2013 at 8:54 PM, updated March 27, 2013 at 9:24 PM
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Dizzy Peterson.jpg Dizzy Peterson was booked tha frick into tha Hoover Citizzle Jail on Wednesday, March 27, 2013.
HOOVER, Alabama - Da tough-on-crime forma Republican muthafricka fo' Alabama Agriculture Commissioner is up in shizzle wit tha law - fo' tha second time up in less than six months.
Dizzy Peterson, whoz arse brandished a rifle n' talked tough bout criminals n' thugs up in a 2010 polistical ad dat went viral on tha internizzle, was arrested up in Hoover dis afternoon afta authoritizzles holla'd da perved-out muthafricka shoplifted from Samz Club on Alabama 150.
Authoritizzles holla'd Peterson ate a cold-arse lil can of cheddaew nuts, put tha empty can back on tha store shelf n' strutted outta tha bidnizz without paying. Because da thug strutted outta tha store wit unpaid loot - up in dis instizzle five-o holla'd it was up in his stomach - his thugged-out actions constitute theft.
Hoover five-o spokesman Capt. Jim Coker confirmed dat Peterson was booked tha frick into tha Hoover Citizzle Jail at 3:27 p.m. on a cold-arse lil charge of third-degree theft of property yo. Dude was busted out on $1,000 bond at 6:39 p.m.
Coker holla'd Samz securitizzle witnessed tha consumption of tha nuts, n' stopped Peterson as tha pimpin' muthafricka tried ta strutt outta tha store fo' realz. A warrant has already been issued.
Peterson was charged wit tha same stupid-arse crime on Oct. 15 afta hommiez of a Wal-Mart on Alabama 150 had stopped his arse afta dat schmoooove muthafricka had pushed his cart past chedda registas without payin fo' its contents. Inside tha cart was nuff muthafrickin casez of brew n' a roll of paper towels.
Peepin dat October arrest, Peterson holla'd at radio rap sheezy host Matt Murphy dat it was all a mistake yo. Dude holla'd da thug was up in line ta pay fo' his crazy-arse muthafrickin shite when his schmoooove arse could no longer resist havin ta git on over ta tha restroom. Peterson holla'd he pushed his cart passed tha regista n' parked it outside tha restroom yo. Dude holla'd when his schmoooove arse came up da thug was surrounded by store security.
In dat case, Peterson holla'd he returned ta tha store afta his thugged-out arrest ta pay fo' tha items. Coker holla'd dat case has not yet gone ta trial.
Peterson didn't immediately return a cold-arse lil call tonight seekin comment on his sickest frickin arrest.
Gone nuts: Dizzy Peterson, gun-totin ag commission muthafricka, stole cheddaews up in Hoover, cops say (vizzle)
Carol Robinston | crobinson@al.com By Carol Robinston | crobinson@al.com
on March 27, 2013 at 8:54 PM, updated March 27, 2013 at 9:24 PM
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Dizzy Peterson.jpg Dizzy Peterson was booked tha frick into tha Hoover Citizzle Jail on Wednesday, March 27, 2013.
HOOVER, Alabama - Da tough-on-crime forma Republican muthafricka fo' Alabama Agriculture Commissioner is up in shizzle wit tha law - fo' tha second time up in less than six months.
Dizzy Peterson, whoz arse brandished a rifle n' talked tough bout criminals n' thugs up in a 2010 polistical ad dat went viral on tha internizzle, was arrested up in Hoover dis afternoon afta authoritizzles holla'd da perved-out muthafricka shoplifted from Samz Club on Alabama 150.
Authoritizzles holla'd Peterson ate a cold-arse lil can of cheddaew nuts, put tha empty can back on tha store shelf n' strutted outta tha bidnizz without paying. Because da thug strutted outta tha store wit unpaid loot - up in dis instizzle five-o holla'd it was up in his stomach - his thugged-out actions constitute theft.
Hoover five-o spokesman Capt. Jim Coker confirmed dat Peterson was booked tha frick into tha Hoover Citizzle Jail at 3:27 p.m. on a cold-arse lil charge of third-degree theft of property yo. Dude was busted out on $1,000 bond at 6:39 p.m.
Coker holla'd Samz securitizzle witnessed tha consumption of tha nuts, n' stopped Peterson as tha pimpin' muthafricka tried ta strutt outta tha store fo' realz. A warrant has already been issued.
Peterson was charged wit tha same stupid-arse crime on Oct. 15 afta hommiez of a Wal-Mart on Alabama 150 had stopped his arse afta dat schmoooove muthafricka had pushed his cart past chedda registas without payin fo' its contents. Inside tha cart was nuff muthafrickin casez of brew n' a roll of paper towels.
Peepin dat October arrest, Peterson holla'd at radio rap sheezy host Matt Murphy dat it was all a mistake yo. Dude holla'd da thug was up in line ta pay fo' his crazy-arse muthafrickin shite when his schmoooove arse could no longer resist havin ta git on over ta tha restroom. Peterson holla'd he pushed his cart passed tha regista n' parked it outside tha restroom yo. Dude holla'd when his schmoooove arse came up da thug was surrounded by store security.
In dat case, Peterson holla'd he returned ta tha store afta his thugged-out arrest ta pay fo' tha items. Coker holla'd dat case has not yet gone ta trial.
Peterson didn't immediately return a cold-arse lil call tonight seekin comment on his sickest frickin arrest.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:44 pm to Boom Angry
i aint speak no jive
translate?
translate?
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:45 pm to Bellabama
This is great. I often provide tweet translations from recruits, now I can copy and paste and it's done automatically.
guess I missed the Coastie meltdown. rip.
guess I missed the Coastie meltdown. rip.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:38 am to GCTiger11
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Juliet:
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy daddy n' refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn mah love
And I be bout ta no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo:
[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I drop a rhyme at this?
Juliet:
'Tis but thy name dat is mah enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
Whatz Montague, biatch? It be nor hand nor foot,
Nor arm nor face, nor any other part
Belongin ta a man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. O be some other name!
Whatz up in a name, biatch? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as dope;
So Romeo would, was he not Romeo call'd,
Retain dat dear perfection which he owes
Without dat title. Romeo, doff thy name,
and fo' thy name, which is no part of thee,
Take all mah dirty arse.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:43 am to McRebel42
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1In tha beginnin Dogg pimped tha heaven n' tha earth.
2And tha earth was without form, n' void; n' darknizz was upon tha grill of tha deep fo' realz. And tha Spirit of Dogg moved upon tha grill of tha waters.
3And Dogg holla'd, Let there be light: n' boo-ya.. there was a shitload of weed.
4And Dogg saw tha light, dat it was good: n' Dogg divided tha light from tha darkness.
5And Dogg called tha light Day, n' tha darknizz his schmoooove arse called Night fo' realz. And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha straight-up original gangsta day.
6And Dogg holla'd, Let there be a gangbangin' firmament up in tha midst of tha waters, n' let it divide tha watas from tha waters.
7And Dogg made tha firmament, n' divided tha watas which was under tha firmament from tha watas which was above tha firmament: n' it was so.
8And Dogg called tha firmament Heaven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha second day.
9And Dogg holla'd, Let tha watas under tha heaven be gathered together unto one place, n' let tha dry land appear: n' it was so.
10And Dogg called tha dry land Earth; n' tha gatherin together of tha watas called he Seas: n' Dogg saw dat it was good.
11And Dogg holla'd, Let tha earth brang forth grass, tha herb yieldin seed, n' tha fruit tree yieldin fruit afta his kind, whose seed is up in itself, upon tha earth: n' it was so.
12And tha earth brought forth grass, n' herb yieldin seed afta his kind, n' tha tree yieldin fruit, whose seed was up in itself, afta his kind: n' Dogg saw dat it was good.
13And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha third day.
14And Dogg holla'd, Let there be lights up in tha firmament of tha heaven ta divide tha dizzle from tha night; n' let dem be fo' signs, n' fo' seasons, n' fo' days, n' years:
15And let dem be fo' lights up in tha firmament of tha heaven ta give light upon tha earth: n' it was so.
16And Dogg made two pimped out lights; tha pimped outer light ta rule tha day, n' tha lesser light ta rule tha night: he made tha stars also.
17And Dogg set dem up in tha firmament of tha heaven ta give light upon tha earth,
18And ta rule over tha dizzle n' over tha night, n' ta divide tha light from tha darkness: n' Dogg saw dat it was good.
19And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha fourth day.
20And Dogg holla'd, Let tha watas brang forth abundantly tha movin creature dat hath life, n' fowl dat may fly above tha earth up in tha open firmament of heaven.
21And Dogg pimped pimped out whales, n' every last muthafrickin livin creature dat moveth, which tha watas brought forth abundantly, afta they kind, n' every last muthafrickin winged fowl afta his kind: n' Dogg saw dat it was good.
22And Dogg blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, n' multiply, n' fill tha watas up in tha seas, n' let fowl multiply up in tha earth.
23And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha fifth day.
24And Dogg holla'd, Let tha earth brang forth tha livin creature afta his kind, cattle, n' creepin thing, n' beast of tha earth afta his kind: n' it was so.
25And Dogg made tha beast of tha earth afta his kind, n' cattle afta they kind, n' every last muthafrickin thang dat creepeth upon tha earth afta his kind: n' Dogg saw dat it was good.
26And Dogg holla'd, Let our asses make playa up in our image, afta our likeness: n' let dem have dominion over tha fish of tha sea, n' over tha fowl of tha air, n' over tha cattle, n' over all tha earth, n' over every last muthafrickin creepin thang dat creepeth upon tha earth.
27So Dogg pimped playa up in his own image, up in tha image of Dogg pimped dat schmoooove muthafricka him; thug n' biatch pimped tha pimpin' muthafricka em.
28And Dogg blessed them, n' Dogg holla'd unto them, Be fruitful, n' multiply, n' replenish tha earth, n' subdue it: n' have dominion over tha fish of tha sea, n' over tha fowl of tha air, n' over every last muthafrickin livin thang dat moveth upon tha earth.
29And Dogg holla'd, Behold, I have given you every last muthafrickin herb bearin seed, which is upon tha grill of all tha earth, n' every last muthafrickin tree, up in tha which is tha fruit of a tree yieldin seed; ta you it shall be fo' meat.
30And ta every last muthafrickin beast of tha earth, n' ta every last muthafrickin fowl of tha air, n' ta every last muthafrickin thang dat creepeth upon tha earth, wherein there is life, I have given every last muthafrickin chronicherb fo' meat: n' it was so.
31And Dogg saw every last muthafrickin thang dat dat schmoooove muthafricka had made, and, behold, it was straight-up good. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! And tha evenin n' tha mornin was tha sixth day
1Thus tha heavens n' tha earth was finished, n' all tha host of em.
2And on tha seventh dizzle Dogg ended his work which dat schmoooove muthafricka had made; n' he rested on tha seventh dizzle from all his work which dat schmoooove muthafricka had made.
3And Dogg blessed tha seventh day, n' sanctified it: cuz dat up in it dat schmoooove muthafricka had rested from all his work which Dogg pimped n' made
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 10:23 am
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:08 am to McRebel42
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Awwww shite, dawg! We're too popular. It happens. We're currently overloaded wit all you hustlas, nahhhmean? In the meantime y'all can still use the Textilizer or LAUGH AT THIS, YO.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:45 am to McRebel42
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3And Dogg holla'd, Let there be light: n' boo-ya.. there was a shitload of weed.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:49 am to LBC
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31And Dogg saw every last muthafrickin thang dat dat schmoooove muthafricka had made, and, behold, it was straight-up good. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg!
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:51 am to GCTiger11
Any hope y'all will restrict this goofy shite to this thread and stop interjecting it into every other thread half of you post in?
TIA.
TIA.
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