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re: The official sins: Cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:23 pm to pvilleguru
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:23 pm to pvilleguru
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All killing comes from cussing, smoking, drinking, or fricking.
Astute observation.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 12:24 pm
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
what if you don't go to church.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:31 pm to pvilleguru
Thank you
exactly
exactly
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:32 pm to I Bleed Garnet
stop trying to ruin my narrative
ahole
ahole
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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stop trying to ruin my narrative
ahole
not ruining anything just asking.
Where do I go? I curse drink and fornicate.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:42 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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I curse drink and fornicate.
Are you a fat angry gossiping church lady?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 1:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Are you a fat angry gossiping church lady?
nope
(far worse than what I do IMO)
Posted on 2/26/19 at 3:59 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If I do them all at once, do they counter eachother out?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:04 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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what if you don't go to church.
Then find one to go to.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:07 pm to Commander Data
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Then find one to go to.
Na im good
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:56 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Is drinking a sin if they pour it in a coke can on the golf course to hide it?
Does it make me a sinner if they bummed it from me?
Does it make me a sinner if they bummed it from me?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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No. Sins committed by fat angry gossipy women at church are not actual sins.
Only four sins.
I tend to agree as each sought sexual release in my presence but it was a religious thing as they kept hollering to God and sweet Jesus so clearly it was a religious experience for them.
That being said, I got the feeling gossiping was breaking the commandment against bearing false witness, but what do I know.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:16 pm to I Bleed Garnet
you all don't get sarcasm on this Off Topic Board thingie
I even sat patiently weeks ago waiting for someone to join my train on the "Greta Van Susteren does not remind me of Led Zeppelin" thread, and play along, and I guess you all thought I was serious and didn't know Van Susteren from those little punk pretenders Greta Van Fleet
I even sat patiently weeks ago waiting for someone to join my train on the "Greta Van Susteren does not remind me of Led Zeppelin" thread, and play along, and I guess you all thought I was serious and didn't know Van Susteren from those little punk pretenders Greta Van Fleet
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:19 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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I curse drink and fornicate.
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Where do I go?
Well if you are in the area, up around Third and Race is a wooden door with no window. Knock twice, pause, then knock three times. When a large fellow opens the door cross his palm with a 10 spot and tell him Ignatio sent you. After that you are on your own.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Well frick, I’m screwed
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Well, see y'all in hell
Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:34 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Of course i don’t get sarcasm
I’m southern
I’m southern
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