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Posted on 5/23/19 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 5/23/19 at 11:25 pm
You're turning into your Dad.
Couple weeks ago I backed out of my driveway. Yard looked amazing. Cut, clean and green. Looked at both neighbors and neither have cut their grass in a couple weeks. I scoffed in disgust. Then caught myself, "Holy shite, im turning into my Dad"
Couple weeks ago I backed out of my driveway. Yard looked amazing. Cut, clean and green. Looked at both neighbors and neither have cut their grass in a couple weeks. I scoffed in disgust. Then caught myself, "Holy shite, im turning into my Dad"
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 12:24 am to BoozeDawg
When I started drinking during daylight hours...
Posted on 5/24/19 at 12:27 am to BawFromBawcomville
hahah, on monday
Posted on 5/24/19 at 12:31 am to BoozeDawg
I knew I was turning in to your dad when I banged your mom.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 12:50 am to KSGamecock
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I knew I was turning in to your dad when I banged your mom.
yeah, ive told her about that shite! Did she charge you?
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:08 am to BoozeDawg
She charged me, I'm terrible in the sack.
Also, the real moment for me was when I started enjoying quiet time reading a newspaper.
Also, the real moment for me was when I started enjoying quiet time reading a newspaper.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:19 am to KSGamecock
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She charged me, I'm terrible in the sack.
Ill get your money back bro. Sorry bout that
and quiet time in general is the greatest thing ever!
Posted on 5/24/19 at 5:50 am to BoozeDawg
When I went to home depot to get some replacement flood lights and ended up buying a new work bench, a table saw, a new drill, a new set of screw drivers, couple wrenches, washers, nails, screws, level, some lumber, shop broom, a floor fan, wd40, a ladder and a hatchet (it was $17, why the frick not). Forgot to get the flood lights, had to go back.
Went there to spend $20, ended up spending over $2K.
Went there to spend $20, ended up spending over $2K.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 6:28 am to Vols&Shaft83
I found a shirt at Dillards that I liked. After going to pay for it I stopped and thought this was what my dad would have bought.
I put it back and got some underwear.
I put it back and got some underwear.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 6:48 am to BoozeDawg
Going to the further away gas station because it’s 5 cents cheaper.
It’s principle
It’s principle
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:07 am to BoozeDawg
When I reorganized my tool rack so the tools all lined up correctly by size and type. I might as well start wearing socks with sandals now. I'm pretty much gone at this point.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:47 am to Vols&Shaft83
Home Depot, Lowe’s and Menard’s. Toy stores for men.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:09 am to BoozeDawg
I had a little my Dad moment the other day. I went to Lowes to get a bag of charcoal that was on sale..It was not marked on sale and I told the guy about the mis-mark..I ended up getting two torn open bags (28lbs) for 4 bucks..I think I felt a little pat on the back..
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:55 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Went there to spend $20, ended up spending over $2K.
the classic home depot run hahah
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:12 am to BoozeDawg
My Pop is stubborn as a mule as was his father. I noticed a while back that i was turning into him but recently i had to double down on something take control of a situation at a family event and tell everyone to STFU while i fixed it "googled" and some them mofos said do you believe everything you read on the internet... I said hell F-ing no i don't but when you got 8 different people saying the same dam thing on the interwebs it's at least worth a shot. give me 10 minutes lets try it and if it don't work we'll never try to fix it that way again. naturally the fix worked. YouTube for the win.
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 3:00 pm to BoozeDawg
When I yell at my kids, I notice my voice sounds just like what his sounded like back then.
Also, a love for having to do something constructive around the house after work. Thought I'd never be the type where i have to be doing something all the time. Being lazy was something he never was guilty of and now i'm becoming that way.
Also, a love for having to do something constructive around the house after work. Thought I'd never be the type where i have to be doing something all the time. Being lazy was something he never was guilty of and now i'm becoming that way.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 3:47 pm to BoozeDawg
When I went stomping around the house a few years ago looking for a place to get some god damn peace and quiet.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 3:48 pm to Arksulli
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When I reorganized my tool rack so the tools all lined up correctly by size and type. I might as well start wearing socks with sandals now. I'm pretty much gone at this point.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:11 pm to sodcutterjones
once i started waking up at 7am....for no damn reason, without alarms. I officially hit old status.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:26 pm to BoozeDawg
It’s cool how that works, also needing less sleep but somehow still needing caffeine. Aging has some perks.
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