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Texas woman thinks she sees body alongside road, finds it’s actually sex doll

Posted on 8/28/23 at 11:32 am
Posted by Milf n Cookies
Texas
Member since Nov 2021
730 posts
Posted on 8/28/23 at 11:32 am
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Somebody probably threw it away because it had a hole in it!
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9312 posts
Posted on 8/28/23 at 1:04 pm to
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Somebody probably threw it away because it had a hole in it!


I would have expected it to have 3.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35915 posts
Posted on 8/28/23 at 2:11 pm to
You hope it's a joke but then you figure it's real since you ain't clicking that link


I think we've passed up the Babylonians in God's eyes, and the pre-flood folks, and the golden calf revelers in The Ten Commandments


Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1190 posts
Posted on 8/28/23 at 3:36 pm to
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Milf n Cookies




There’s something very satisfying about your posts.

This post was edited on 8/28/23 at 3:39 pm
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23105 posts
Posted on 8/28/23 at 3:49 pm to
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There’s something very satisfying about your posts

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:56 am to
That is a very attractive woman....and appears to be all real. I will take two please.
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1190 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 7:40 am to
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That is a very attractive woman....and appears to be all real. I will take two please.


Yeah…you can tell those cookies didn’t come out of a box. I’d probably want more than two.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54655 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:41 am to
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I would have expected it to have 3.


If female, 2 probably gets the job done (1 up, 1 down, both in front)

If male, 1 probably gets the job done (1 down in back)
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54655 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 11:29 am to
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There’s something very satisfying about your posts.


I am willing to bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 3:02 pm to
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Lubbock-area


dear god what a wasteland. I’d wager the discarded sex doll was one of the smartest things in 20 square miles. Was probably elected to some office shortly after they wiped off the coyote shite.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23105 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 3:49 pm to
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it’s actually sex doll

Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 3:54 pm to
I always wondered how a guy would get rid of an old worn out sex toy. Beer and quality fireworks.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
1169 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:29 pm to
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Somebody probably threw it away …


Or possibly?

… it just got away from some guys and accidentally blew out of a convertible while they were simply cruising around town on a harmless joy-ride??



Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:19 pm to
I bet that doll sued Depp and made some nice coin.
Posted by Milf n Cookies
Texas
Member since Nov 2021
730 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 7:12 pm to
My wife used to smoke after sex.

So we started using lube.
This post was edited on 8/29/23 at 7:49 pm
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23105 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:30 am to
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