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Texas is retarded about what they call the Panhandle
Posted on 4/16/19 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 10:22 pm
According to wiki Texas is one of the 50 states. Most people don't know much about Texas but they have a region they call the Panhandle.
North Texas. Known only for giving Oklahoma a funny shape. Incidentally most people elsewhere in Texas (Texites? idk) look down on North Texas "the Panhandle" as they do Oklahoma for being ugly, boring and dumb.
Pictured: the so called "Panhandle" of Texas (Dumb!)
Of course depending on where they live in Texas they also think this about East Texas, West Texas, Central Texas, and South Texas. One of the coolest things about Texites is they like to talk about how big and great the state of Texas is while actually hating the rest of it.
Pictured: the State of Texas being dwarfed by the rest of the country and as typical benefitting from Alaska not being to scale
note: apologies to Louisiana and the Mexicos, I couldn't get the text box that small on a map this scale
Anyways Texas is fricking retarded for calling that the Panhandle.
This should be the Panhandle of Texas.
Ergonomic modern design. Horizontal on a standard North-up map orientation. East-West. Why would a Panhandle be vertical? Is the pan that is Texas so fancy that it's hanging from a rack above the center island instead of shoved in a cabinet like those normal regular state pans? But wouldn't that say more about the house Texas is in?
Pictured: Texas in its house
Or maybe the awkward and bulky Texas "Panhandle" is buttfricking the Oklahoma Panhandle in a perpendicular fashion.
Idk
Pictured: a comparison to an actual Panhandle
Holy shite! It has the same ergonomic design even! Wow even Florida gets it.
Hopefully we can all agree and I appreciate you letting me educate on a cute little fricking retarded idiosyncrasy of this quaint and often overlooked state.
North Texas. Known only for giving Oklahoma a funny shape. Incidentally most people elsewhere in Texas (Texites? idk) look down on North Texas "the Panhandle" as they do Oklahoma for being ugly, boring and dumb.
Pictured: the so called "Panhandle" of Texas (Dumb!)
Of course depending on where they live in Texas they also think this about East Texas, West Texas, Central Texas, and South Texas. One of the coolest things about Texites is they like to talk about how big and great the state of Texas is while actually hating the rest of it.
Pictured: the State of Texas being dwarfed by the rest of the country and as typical benefitting from Alaska not being to scale
note: apologies to Louisiana and the Mexicos, I couldn't get the text box that small on a map this scale
Anyways Texas is fricking retarded for calling that the Panhandle.
This should be the Panhandle of Texas.
Ergonomic modern design. Horizontal on a standard North-up map orientation. East-West. Why would a Panhandle be vertical? Is the pan that is Texas so fancy that it's hanging from a rack above the center island instead of shoved in a cabinet like those normal regular state pans? But wouldn't that say more about the house Texas is in?
Pictured: Texas in its house
Or maybe the awkward and bulky Texas "Panhandle" is buttfricking the Oklahoma Panhandle in a perpendicular fashion.
Idk
Pictured: a comparison to an actual Panhandle
Holy shite! It has the same ergonomic design even! Wow even Florida gets it.
Hopefully we can all agree and I appreciate you letting me educate on a cute little fricking retarded idiosyncrasy of this quaint and often overlooked state.
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 10:51 pm
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Posted on 4/16/19 at 10:56 pm to genro
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:38 am to genro
Texas transplants are annoying AF, especially in the North
They will make a point of letting you know they're a Texan, they will talk about how bad the new state they live in is, and they will be sure to mention Texas used to be it's own country and that it is the X largest economy in the world.
Then when you don't care, or incite them with jokes about the current state of Texas football, they will freak out
They will make a point of letting you know they're a Texan, they will talk about how bad the new state they live in is, and they will be sure to mention Texas used to be it's own country and that it is the X largest economy in the world.
Then when you don't care, or incite them with jokes about the current state of Texas football, they will freak out
Posted on 4/17/19 at 8:31 am to genro
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According to wiki Texas is one of the 50 states.
Got me laughin' right on the outset.
Quality topic. +1
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:03 am to genro
Upvoted for proper use of artwork 
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:13 am to genro
Silly me, I always assumed they were talking about West Texas when people say "the panhandle".
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:19 am to genro
I still feel like with either handle, the pan is still pointed downward and loss of breakfast will occur.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:26 am to thatguy45
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Texas transplants are annoying AF, especially in the North
They will make a point of letting you know they're a Texan, they will talk about how bad the new state they live in is, and they will be sure to mention Texas used to be it's own country and that it is the X largest economy in the world.
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Then when you don't care
Well....
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:57 am to genro
Texas is weird AF. Such a fake state. It is their fault pop country exists.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:59 am to rockiee
I'll agree. I'm just not seeing a panhandle. I suggest a new nomenclature.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 11:03 am to rockiee
I guess I misspoke, *when you don't want to hear about it
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:52 pm to thatguy45
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I guess I misspoke, *when you don't want to hear about it
Best way I could counter attack your post
Posted on 4/18/19 at 2:08 pm to genro
As a Texite, I think I speak for all Texites when I say this was fricking solid.
Posted on 4/18/19 at 10:30 pm to yatesdog38
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Texas is weird AF. Such a fake state. It is their fault pop country exists.
I didn't know Nashville was in Texas.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:18 am to genro
They should call it the stump.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 1:54 pm to olemc999
When I moved to Texas and folks talked about the Panhandle I thought they were talking about the western part of Texas including El Paso, just like the OP is arguing for, but nope, everyone says Amarillo is the Panhandle. OK Fine.
Then people talked about West Texas, so I thought, Ah El Paso (You can't get anymore West). Nope they say West Texas means Lubbock. So I asked, what area is El Paso? They say El Paso is just El Paso. Throw in the fact that they call North Texas the DFW area instead of Amarillo and you have one confusing state.
Then people talked about West Texas, so I thought, Ah El Paso (You can't get anymore West). Nope they say West Texas means Lubbock. So I asked, what area is El Paso? They say El Paso is just El Paso. Throw in the fact that they call North Texas the DFW area instead of Amarillo and you have one confusing state.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:54 pm to genro
This is a terrible thread. You should feel bad. I hope you're trolling.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 4:39 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:No no no. Your assumption was logical and well-founded. Not silly you. Silly Texas.
Silly me, I always assumed they were talking about West Texas when people say "the panhandle".
Posted on 4/23/19 at 7:52 pm to yatesdog38
It is without a doubt Tennessee’s fault pop country exists
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