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re: Sunday AMA: SECdragonmaster
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:32 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:32 pm to KSGamecock
I am surprised that KSG did not post my Gus Rant from last year. It was after the LSU debacle.
Here it is:
Here it is:
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I am not done melting
I hate you Gus.
I hate your play calling.
I hate your visor.
I hate your man boobs.
I hate your gum chewing.
I hate your old video nerd break dancing.
I hate that you ruined Jeremy Johnson.
I hate that you ruined Keihl Frazier. I hate that you ruined Kodi Burns.
I hate that your awful play calling drove Sean White and Kyle Davis to use drugs.
I hate that you made me hate Rhett Lashlee.
I hate that I took up for your wife and said she was not crazy when she HAD to be crazy to marry someone as stupid as you.
I hate that you have ruined my enjoyment of Auburn football for the last 4 years.
I hate that two of the most fun family moments in my life (kick 6 and uga Hail Mary) will forever be associated with you as the coach.
I hate your smug punchable face.
I hate that you won't take responsibility for your mistakes. And I hate that you made the SEC rant no fun for me right now.
I hope you get spontaneous penis cancer tonight and can't go to the game tomorrow. Then, I hope you go into spontaneous remission for a week and then get testicle cancer next week so you have to deal with over and over cancer news just like I have to deal with watching you call the same stupid plays over and over every game.
To be continued because I still don't feel better yet.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 3:34 pm
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Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Interestingly enough, “The Exorcist” was inspired by an exorcism in St. Louis.
I did not know that. Does not surprise me. We need sleeping tiger to look into that phenomenon.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:46 pm to SECdragonmaster
Sounds like my hate for les
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:50 pm to SECdragonmaster
After reading your Gus rant, I have a follow up question-have you ever thought about whether or not you’re demonically posssed?
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:54 pm to DownSouthJukin
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After reading your Gus rant, I have a follow up question-have you ever thought about whether or not your demonically posssed?
On the day I wrote that - I may have been.
I still have a tumultuous relationship with Gus. He frustrates me all the time but I can’t hope he is fired because I don’t know who would be guaranteed to be better.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:56 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Sounds like my hate for les
Exactly. You have watched them take you to a championship but then you have to turn around and watch them make boneheaded decisions that prevent success.
So frustrating.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:58 pm to SECdragonmaster
You're going to have to change that avatar. Chicken is going to dick around and remove that ability, if not.
On topic post now:
What is your biggest regret?
On topic post now:
What is your biggest regret?
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:06 pm to LewDawg
Chicken seems like a buzzkill to his dedicated posters
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:14 pm to LewDawg
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You're going to have to change that avatar. Chicken is going to dick around and remove that ability, if not.
Done. I am going to replace it with the Cam Newton Bunchie if someone can show me a link that I can use. I am computer challenged.
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What is your biggest regret?
Good one.
It relates to my unhealthy amount of pride. I don’t think I am better than anyone else but I just really like who I am. That confidence has been key for my work success but it was detrimental to my relationship success.
I was never a “player” and I have no “game”. But I had 3 serious girlfriends before my wife.
So to answer the question:
My biggest regret was how I treated those girlfriends at the end of the relationships. When I was happy, I treated them great. All 3 of them admitted that they thought we would eventually marry.
However, when each relationship got unsatisfying - I just said goodbye. No feelings about it at all. I did not have a reason. I just said good luck and left. It was no different than going to the pizza place and then telling me they are out of pepperoni. So I just ordered sausage. I did not really care. No sadness. No anger. Just nothing.
After the 3rd breakup - I questioned if I had feelings at all. I was prepared to never marry until I met my wife. Now I know that if we divorced, I would be devastated. So I am apparently not a sociopath after all.
But I still wish I could apologize to the other girls for it.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:18 pm to momentoftruth87
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Chicken seems like a buzzkill to his dedicated posters
I like Chicken.
I don’t envy his role here. Someone has to corral the inmates. Otherwise it would just be a porn site.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:37 pm to SECdragonmaster
Coach O would make a great replacement for Gus
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:42 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Coach O would make a great replacement for Gus
He did win the head to head.
But no.
Even LSU deserves much better. He may succeed but LSU should be choosing from the top of the class.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:52 pm to SECdragonmaster
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bolded the problem area for me. I keep my place cold. 68 right now. I can’t live with it hot up in here
That won't be a problem area for us then, 68 is ideal for me
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:57 pm to SECdragonmaster
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Are you or KSG heavy sleepers?
I would say medium
I don't wake up at the drop of a hat, but also nobody is going to sneak up and murder me in my sleep. I wake up early on the weekdays anyway
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:02 pm to SECdragonmaster
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I like Chicken. I don’t envy his role here. Someone has to corral the inmates. Otherwise it would just be a porn site.
Very true.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:39 pm to SECdragonmaster
Thank you for your response. Good stuff!
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:20 pm to LewDawg
I’m willing to do the next AMA
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:31 pm to heartbreakTiger
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I’m willing to do the next AMA
I enjoy them.
I enjoy reading them and answering them.
I wish we could redo Bowl Jackson’s AMA. The board wasn’t ready for it yet.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:37 pm to SECdragonmaster
You had some great detailed answers
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:13 pm to SECdragonmaster
Tell me about the last adventure you took.
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