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re: special K nightly IM thread

Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:35 pm to
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I mean, 25 mpg IN A TRUCK. GAHHHHHH


I would stab a hobo with a rusty shank for that right now.

Don't think any less of the size of my penis, but I've been seriously considering trading in for an Audi or Infiniti.

I'll still be able to do truck things though because the girl I'm sexing drives an F-150 4x4 so it wouldn't be too bad driving a car.
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 11:36 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:37 pm to
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BluegrassBelle


tips cap



You feeling alright tonight, ma'am?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:38 pm to
Doing well. Still some soreness but everything is healing ok. My post-op follow up is tomorrow so hopefully I'll get released to lift shite again.

How goes it?
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140711 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:38 pm to
Hey Belle have you ever been subpoenaed about on of your kids?

I got one but don't want to answer it.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:40 pm to
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My post-op follow up is tomorrow so hopefully I'll get released to lift shite again.


Good luck!

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How goes it?


Slow night tonight, and just found out I'm getting a 4 day weekend, so yay for tonight being Friday
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:43 pm to
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My friends all of Tahoes and that's their affectionate names for them
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It's weird, I always wanted a truck, but was desperate enough to be forced to get a car, and then this truck kinda fell into my lap. Like I said, very blessed.


That's an awesome vehicle to fall in your lap. Like I said, I tried the car thing but it just isn't something I enjoy. I'll sacrifice speed for utility and awesome. Gradually each truck I own gets a tad more efficient and less ridiculous in the gas dept
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Yeah, I already know I want to have a family, so I plan on keeping this one for awhile. Already has a TV in the back for any future little Tbirds so it's perfect


I remember when my mom sold her POS van and got her SUV with a TV in it as kids that was the bomb fuggin diggity so your kids will be damn grateful.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:44 pm to
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My post-op follow up is tomorrow


Good for you Nothing kills my buzz like reaching into a girls pants and finding out they're still pre-op
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:46 pm to
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I would stab a hobo with a rusty shank for that right now.


That's what I am saying! I think with trade I could maybe pay a decent chunk of change and then love life. But that's shitty math. Shitty math I like.
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Don't think any less of the size of my penis, but I've been seriously considering trading in for an Audi or Infiniti.


I don't at all, I just couldn't do it. My dad had an audi and I frickin love those SOBs. He had an A8 and jesus that's the nicest car I have ever ridden in. I also like their Q5s (also offered with diesels) and their A4s. If I went the car route and had the cash I'd do audi for sure.

And infinit's are also great. The car I had actually was an infiniti and it was incredible. Great car, unreal quality, and it hauled arse. Service dept was great too. I just needed a truck again so I traded that one in for my truck now
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:48 pm to
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That's an awesome vehicle to fall in your lap.


Yeah, some Captain my wife worked with got divorced and wasn't using it, so even though it's a 2002 model, it's got the wear of only like an 06 or 07. AND he let me finance it privately through him, so it's exactly what I needed.

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I tried the car thing but it just isn't something I enjoy. I'll sacrifice speed for utility and awesome. Gradually each truck I own gets a tad more efficient and less ridiculous in the gas dept




Yeah, every time I start thinking about wanting a car, I think about all the things I wouldn't be able to do without a truck and it makes me feel better

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I remember when my mom sold her POS van and got her SUV with a TV in it as kids that was the bomb fuggin diggity so your kids will be damn grateful.


They better be, the frickers (might as well practice now )
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:50 pm to
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Yeah, some Captain my wife worked with got divorced and wasn't using it, so even though it's a 2002 model, it's got the wear of only like an 06 or 07. AND he let me finance it privately through him, so it's exactly what I needed.


Damn, not bad!
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Yeah, every time I start thinking about wanting a car, I think about all the things I wouldn't be able to do without a truck and it makes me feel better


Biggest thing for me is my style of driving. In a car and you need to get somewhere you have to weave and sport around. In a truck you just drive like an a-hole and the world reacts
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They better be, the frickers (might as well practice now )


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:56 pm to
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In a car and you need to get somewhere you have to weave and sport around. In a truck you just drive like an a-hole and the world reacts


Damn straight

I throw that cowboy hat on the dash and the rest of the pissants on the road can just DWI when the #WhiteWhale decides to make a move
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:58 pm to
Same with the unfortunate souls who encounter the war wagon
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:59 pm to
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. In a truck you just drive like an a-hole and the world reacts


THIS.

I fricking love it. I've always been an aggressive driver. I drive the same in a car as I do in my truck but when I'm in my truck and I school some a-hole in a sedan on how to drive properly, I can visibly see them getting pissed off AND I LOVE IT!! I also love when people get pissed because I don't take off from a red light as fast in my truck or go around curves as fast as cars can.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106325 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:59 pm to
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Hey Belle have you ever been subpoenaed about on of your kids? I got one but don't want to answer it.


Got subpoenaed once at work because we had a kid's parent file a lawsuit over a piece of pencil graphite getting stuck in his hand. He claimed we didn't do enough to prevent infection (legally we can only use soap and water).

Forwarded it to our legal department and they got me out of it.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140711 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:01 am to
Read about pg 4 and 5 of thread you'll see why I ask.

This one really bugs me as they got my notes somehow. I didn't sign ROI to DHS
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:03 am to
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I also love when people get pissed because I don't take off from a red light as fast in my truck or go around curves as fast as cars can.


I take my sweet arse time getting around corners. Don't like it? Spend some time reading the decals on my arse

Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106325 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:06 am to
You almost have to go. When I worked for an agency we were always under the understanding that our notes were fair game in a court case. That's why we received a lot of training on what to include/not include. Unless your agency has a legal dept willing to go to bat for you.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:06 am to
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I fricking love it. I've always been an aggressive driver. I drive the same in a car as I do in my truck but when I'm in my truck and I school some a-hole in a sedan on how to drive properly, I can visibly see them getting pissed off AND I LOVE IT!! I also love when people get pissed because I don't take off from a red light as fast in my truck or go around curves as fast as cars can.


I feel the same way. I drive a 06 F-150 4x4 King Ranch and I freaking LOVE it.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:08 am to
Exactly. My favorite drivers to piss off are soccer moms who drive too fast in their mini vans. They always tailgate which just makes me want to go slower and they get so animated when they start to road rage
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:10 am to
Soccer mom road rages are the BEST

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