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re: Sonic Fights
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:00 pm to Uncle Gunnysack
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:00 pm to Uncle Gunnysack
Anyone with a John Kerry sticker has it comin'
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:05 pm to BoarEd
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I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
Bang bang, he shot him dead.
Bang Bang, right through the head.
Bang Bang, some know nothing shot him dead.
Edited to add: Just telling you how it would go down for you in Redneck rich Mississippi. So be careful out there. Life is cheap these days.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:17 pm to BoarEd
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:46 pm to BoarEd
being a kerry voter wouldn't be something i'd want to advertise.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 4:05 pm to BoarEd
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Fighting fair is for pussies.
I have some Irish relatives who would tend to disagree. Irish can fight fair and still whip your arse. This is real Irish, not the ones in South Bend.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 8:31 pm to David Ricky
I would love to beat the living hell out of Jug meself.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:04 pm to Swagga
quote:It's a full life
If you're trying to catch some knuckles all you have to do is ask baw. I'm at sonic every evening taking open challenges.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:10 am to David Ricky
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I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back. Vols&Shaft drove all the way from South Carolina to record it. You could hear Robert Goulet in the background shouting "Worrrrldstaaarrrr"
...and David Ricky was suddenly awakened by the sound of his Mom vacuuming the living room floor above his head. He lay on his sweat stained couch and looked around the dimly lit basement. It had all been a dream.
He had not been in the presence of the man, the myth, the legend known as SavageOrangeJug.
The famous Vols&Shaft had not been there, nor was he coming there.
The face of Robert Goulet in his dream had been that of the old Black guy down at the produce stand who occasionally came by to bang his Mom.
Sadly David Ricky sat up and logged onto SEC Rant. "Mom, can you bring me a Hot Pocket?"
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:12 am to rockiee
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10 e-cred points to you
TILT: All e-cred has been lost.
Please return your router to your local ISP office
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:17 am to TT9
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TTPedo
I would love to beat the living hell out of Jug meself.
Dear God in Heaven, please, Please, PLEASE let the sawed-off runt take me up my standing offer.
PLEASE...forget the lottery...forget the McLaren....just let me have this one...PLEASE
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:53 am to BoarEd
So my question is, if you wanted to fight someone, would it be better to go to Sonic to handle your business or Waffle House? Some good rounds go on at Waffle House too.
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