re: Something true about yourself that might surprise the board

You don't think Tinder is for finding a girlfriend or something, do you?

But what if he did close all 848 deals?

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I am a recovering addict - 15 year chip 11/5/15

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Trust God, clean house and help others.

6/13/10

My first clear memory is from when I was 13 months old. According to my Intro to Psychology professor this makes me fairly rare as an adult.

What makes it weirder is how detailed the memory is.

I remember standing in the corner of a crib holding on to the bars in a hospital. I have wires attached to me. The nurse walks in and holds out 4 Disney movies for me to pick from. I chose Lady and The Tramp. I even remember the wall the tv was on. I don't remember the movie. I remember the cover, and what was on it.

I asked my parents about it when I was a teenager to find out when I was in the hospital and sick enough to be wired up. They said 13 months was the only time, I was in for 11 days with an ear infection.

The human brain is a weird thing.

Edit: Obviously I couldn't read. I remember the picture, and when I got older I knew what the movie was because of that.

I'm 24, so it's okay now, right?

Dude. Pick one that keeps your D wet and happy and settle down.

I once knew the current King of Jordan.

For those keeping score at home, Carolina_Girl's talking about girls getting it put in their butt.



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