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So, I’m in New Orleans for work

Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:14 pm
And I gotta say, y’all talk all fricked up like Orgeron. Wtf is that. I’ve never said “what” so many times in my life.

I’ve met some cool people. Bourbon Street was awesome for Halloween.

But the natives, jeeeeeeesus.

How do you actually operate as a state in this country?

My ears are getting raped every time I want to order something to eat.what the frick are you saying? I still don’t know what bald penis is, and I’m pretty sure whatever it is I don’t want it.

Is this the standard LSU expects? I hope Alabama beats you baws into submission and you finally realize that your school colors are gay as aids
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
3094 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:18 pm to
Actually, they have some of the most unique colors in the country.

Cajuns are a weird race, but they're generally good people.
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
10998 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:19 pm to
frick you. We don't give a frick what you think
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35892 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

 I still don’t know what bald penis is, and I’m pretty sure whatever it is I don’t want it


Sounds like boudin.
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7592 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:19 pm to
where yat baw?
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:19 pm to
Frick you for speaking sense when I’m bored and trying to troll
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:20 pm to
Go home cowpoke. That simple. Was that slow enough for you?
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:22 pm to
Eh, I’m drinking at jeagers outside town. Actually have had a really good time. You Louisiana folk are alright.
Posted by Kevua
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2012
237 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:22 pm to
From what I heard the dancers at the corner pocket get pissed if you use the Internet too much, so be careful.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:22 pm to
Cajuns such hairy nut sacks, but their food is tits.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35892 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:22 pm to
Try saying Roll Tide.
Posted by Josephl78
Ponchatoula
Member since Oct 2010
839 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:23 pm to
Just because you got shite faced drunk and smashed a tranny on bourbon, that doesn’t mean you have to be a salty little bitch towards all of us. At least you had secks, I guess.
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:24 pm to
Missouri isn’t much better. Outside of Busch Stadium, St. Louis is a dump. The bootheal is the meth capital of the US. I could go on...

Posted by tigerinridgeland
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2006
7635 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:24 pm to
You apparently have no ear for accents. Orgeron’s accent is nothing like the accents in New Orleans. I say accents because accents vary by neighborhood in New Orleans. They also vary by regions of the state. And purple and gold are definitely more interesting than black and gold.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19488 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

bald penis


I suspect you’re being offered boiled peanuts, but I don’t know anywhere in town that has them.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24233 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

I’ve never said “what” so many times in my life.


So you don't understand them saying "no" when you ask them if you can give them blow jobs?
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Just because you got shite faced drunk and smashed a tranny on bourbon, that doesn’t mean you have to be a salty little bitch towards all of us. At least you had secks, I guess


Was the tranny on Bourbon or was he? It matters.
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
St. Louis has the unfortunate results of democratic control for the last few decades. It has its good spots like any city. But, I’ll agree, it kinda sucks
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:32 pm to
You’re right, I can’t distinguish between the dialects of Louisiana. I can either understand you, or I can’t.
Posted by chitiger91
Lake Bluff IL
Member since Apr 2016
3120 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:32 pm to
My god I'm sorry but any scumbag from Missouri can't say anything about anywhere. St. Louis is one big slum and boring as shite. The fricking meth parks infest the entire state and it makes southern Illinois look like paradise. Please leave that wonderful state and never leave your mole hole of a state again.
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