Paulette Guajardo for City Council

I actually had a strange encounter with Ms. Guajardo once.

Okay so I was in the laundry room of the apartment complex I lived in, grabbing my clothes out of the drier. That's when Paulette walks in. She was looking sexy as hell in her yoga pants. She smiles at me and says "hi" like she always did when she saw me. Super nice. She realizes she forgot to bring her quarters and she says, "Hey do you mind watching my stuff, I forgot my quarters." She walks off and just leaves her dirty clothes right in front of a guy she's only seen in passing, including her laundry detergent and a nice basket.

That's when I noticed what was on top of the laundry basket. A $100 bill halfway hanging out of a pants pocket. I really wanted to take that bill, but since she was fine as f*ck, I passed.

I waited until she got back, she came in with a roll of quarters and said, "Thank you so much" with a big smile on her face. I pointed out the $100, but I didn't say "$100" I just said "Make sure you don't wash that cash" so it didn't make it look like I was starting at her dirty laundry. She was extremely happy that I noticed that and said it had "went missing."

It was a moment that has always stood out to me. I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville and when I made it back in, I looked up at her apartment (she lived above me) and she had moved out. I was sad that I wouldn't be able to stare at her arse bounce anymore.

Nice to see she is doing well for herself. I will always wonder what could have been...

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I actually had a strange encounter with Ms. Guajardo once.

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I regret I have but 1 up vote to give for your effort

Not legit. Didn't steal her panties.

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Not legit. Didn't steal her panties.

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I never admitted to stealing her panties.