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re: Official World Cup discussion thread - USA Eliminated

Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:28 pm to
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:28 pm to
Sure. They both make the All Name XI though. There's more than just Hazard for Belgium.

Check out zonal marking. Great tactics breakdowns of all the games and team profiles. Just Google it and you'll find it. Been reading the frick out of it the last two weeks.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:32 pm to
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Definitely got him.


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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:33 pm to
Man, the internet is fast as hell.
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:34 pm to
Who wants to take a crack at the psychosis for why he bites people?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:35 pm to




ETA: There's some good ones out there right now. ESPN had a link to some.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 5:37 pm
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:38 pm to
I'm gonna go with the: He was beaten up as a little kid, and often used biting as a defense mechanism.

That or he's teething as an adult.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:40 pm to
Going with its a sure fire way to draw an elbow that a ref hopefully see's to get a red card against the other team.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:41 pm to
Apparently even Holyfield weighed in on it on Twitter.

And I'm going to guess his coping strategy when in distress is biting.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:43 pm to
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Going with its a sure fire way to draw an elbow that a ref hopefully see's to get a red card against the other team.


Isn't there an easier way to do this? Jersey tugging? Butt pinching?
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:45 pm to
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I guess any part of the body is up for eating.

— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield)


then he retweeted-
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@RyanInNiles
And now somewhere, Evander Holyfield is watching the rest of today's World Cup action in an undisclosed location.... #WorldCup2014
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by HandGrenade
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:50 pm to
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Who wants to take a crack at the psychosis for why he bites people?


He's a jackass.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:54 pm to
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He's a jackass.


There's gotta be some kind of crazy involved, though, don't you think?

I've never bitten another person, and can't imagine a scenario where I would. Especially for a sport.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 5:56 pm to
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I've never bitten another person, and can't imagine a scenario where I would.


I've bitten a few females, and sex...
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 6:00 pm to
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I've bitten a few females, and sex...


That's a different kind of biting, though. No doubt the pillow might be tasty, but another man that you don't even know?
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 6:02 pm to
Sociopathy, major depression, OCD, steroid usage. Could be a lot of things. Anyone who has aggression issues could use biting as an outlet.
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 6:11 pm to
Balotelli and Zlatan are at least the entertaining brand of crazy. Suarez is the racist bitey type. Not as much fun as shooting off fireworks in your apartment the night before the biggest game of your season.
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 6:26 pm to
You fricker
Posted by pvilleguru
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 6:48 pm to
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Suarez is the racist bitey type.
Allegedly
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