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Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18218 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:06 pm to
I've always assumed people just get drunk and photocopy their asscheeks
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 1:00 pm to
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An over-the-top dildo is hilarious the first time,

Damn baw

Mcdonalds is pretty funny
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Mcdonalds is pretty funny


Winner! I was wracking my head for what to bring this year.

I'm going to goto McD's pick up a McRib Happy Meal, throw it in box, wrap that shite up it and put that under the tree. No one has done that yet.

You, sir, a fricking genius!
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14849 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 10:55 am to
I brought a bottle of clam juice to one years ago. It was a hit. I still don’t know what clam juice is.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 12/2/18 at 3:30 pm to
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Office Christmas Party Games


Do they Xerox body parts at the Christmas office parties?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 12/2/18 at 3:43 pm to
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I still don’t know what clam juice is.


I take it you have never been a bartender?
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44412 posts
Posted on 12/2/18 at 11:10 pm to
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Maybe have people sit on the copier and make images of their lower units and grade them on that?


These aren't 7th graders. Here's an idea have all the guests in attendance perform a stand-up comedy routine whichever one is the least awful wins a prize
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 1:38 pm to
Pin the embezzlement on Steve!
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:03 am to
Seven minutes in heaven
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:30 am to
Fun with office supplies?







Toilet Paper Snowman
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19942 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:44 pm to
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How big of an office is it?


I read this in a Roy D Mercer voice.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/8/18 at 5:53 pm to
God I miss the 80's. getting drunk and getting closet blow jobs at the Christmas party.
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