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Posted on 7/1/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 7/1/19 at 6:58 pm
So I had an idea stolen from one of my favorite podcasts (PMT) your Mount Rushmore of favorites types of TD posters that give you a good laugh.
Could be a single poster. Or a type of poster
1: The Old Alum: This Guy is in his 60s or 70s. Played a sport at the school or just now a long time season ticket holder after graduating 40 years ago. He doesn’t think his team cheats, complains that College football and basketball has become too commercialized and that money is ruining the game(s).
2: The Different Sports fan: This guy is most likely from the state or went to the school and is a diehard fan of the football team, but come basketball season, he pulls for Duke or UNC.
3: The Hates his Rival: This guy is a diehard at hating his rival more than actually rooting for his team. Any chance he gets he puts them down and he will go to any length to put them down
4: The “New to TD” Guy: He’s new. Doesn’t get much of what goes on. And tries to be way too serious. Flips out for obvious trolls that have been going on for years and falls for a lot of basic shite
Could be a single poster. Or a type of poster
1: The Old Alum: This Guy is in his 60s or 70s. Played a sport at the school or just now a long time season ticket holder after graduating 40 years ago. He doesn’t think his team cheats, complains that College football and basketball has become too commercialized and that money is ruining the game(s).
2: The Different Sports fan: This guy is most likely from the state or went to the school and is a diehard fan of the football team, but come basketball season, he pulls for Duke or UNC.
3: The Hates his Rival: This guy is a diehard at hating his rival more than actually rooting for his team. Any chance he gets he puts them down and he will go to any length to put them down
4: The “New to TD” Guy: He’s new. Doesn’t get much of what goes on. And tries to be way too serious. Flips out for obvious trolls that have been going on for years and falls for a lot of basic shite
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Posted on 7/1/19 at 8:48 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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The Hates his Rival: This guy is a diehard at hating his rival more than actually rooting for his team. Any chance he gets he puts them down and he will go to any length to put them down
That’s like half the rant’s most prominent posters
quote:And often they’re actually someone’s alter
The “New to TD” Guy: He’s new. Doesn’t get much of what goes on. And tries to be way too serious. Flips out for obvious trolls that have been going on for years and falls for a lot of basic shite
Posted on 7/1/19 at 9:43 pm to 1BamaRTR
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That’s like half the rant’s most prominent posters
Why they’re my favorite
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And often they’re actually someone’s alter
What about the ones that don’t get I’m spelling prima donna wrong on purpose?
Alters?
This post was edited on 7/1/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 7/1/19 at 11:40 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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1: The Old Alum: This Guy is in his 60s or 70s. Played a sport at the school or just now a long time season ticket holder after graduating 40 years ago. He doesn’t think his team cheats
If you are that old you know your teams has probably cheated.
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College football and basketball has become too commercialized and that money is ruining the game(s)
It has already ruined the game
Posted on 7/2/19 at 5:00 am to Cheese Grits
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If you are that old you know your teams has probably cheated.
Some won’t admit
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It has already ruined the game
Disagree
It’s better than ever
With the beer athletes playing at the highest level
The gap between pro and college has never been this small and it’s only getting better
Posted on 7/2/19 at 8:03 am to I Bleed Garnet
1: The Clueless Putz. Someone who knows absolutely nothing about a subject other then the very most basic facts yet feels compelled to speak, at length, about it. Their natural habitat is the Politics board and SEC Rant come football season.
2: The Pedantic Jackass. Actually does know something about the subject being discussed. Unfortunately insists on writing a War and Peace length post explaining everything in excruciating detail. (Note, in all honesty I slip into this role from time to time.)
3: The Feral Troll. This person only comes to the board to troll someone. Usually its a specific group of people but when the trolling is lean will even troll their own fan base.
4: The Ambush Predator. Like a crocodile they will lurk in a thread until the perfect moment to make a belittling comment appears. They strike swiftly and then disappear back into the depths.
2: The Pedantic Jackass. Actually does know something about the subject being discussed. Unfortunately insists on writing a War and Peace length post explaining everything in excruciating detail. (Note, in all honesty I slip into this role from time to time.)
3: The Feral Troll. This person only comes to the board to troll someone. Usually its a specific group of people but when the trolling is lean will even troll their own fan base.
4: The Ambush Predator. Like a crocodile they will lurk in a thread until the perfect moment to make a belittling comment appears. They strike swiftly and then disappear back into the depths.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:13 pm to Arksulli
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2: The Pedantic Jackass. Actually does know something about the subject being discussed. Unfortunately insists on writing a War and Peace length post explaining everything in excruciating detail. (Note, in all honesty I slip into this role from time to time.)
I feel attacked...
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:35 pm to fibonaccisquared
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I feel attacked...
Posted on 7/2/19 at 10:04 pm to I Bleed Garnet
1. Composed Logic Guy : This guy at first glance seems to have his shite together. Except he has a major flaw. He speaks logically to someone that just told him to take a ride into space on a 10ft purple headed dildo.
(i cant stand reading that guy)
(i cant stand reading that guy)
Posted on 7/3/19 at 11:45 am to I Bleed Garnet
I've seen better lists on the quad.
guy.
guy.
Posted on 7/3/19 at 1:04 pm to tokenBoiler
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I've seen better lists on the quad.
guy.
AKA: "See a phrase or expression on the OT once and get a chuckle out of it and ram it straight into the gd ground for months to potentially years after until it has lost any semblance of humor it once had" guy. I see it all the time and it's infuriating.
Posted on 7/3/19 at 1:43 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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1: The Old Alum: This Guy is in his 60s or 70s. Played a sport at the school or just now a long time season ticket holder after graduating 40 years ago. He doesn’t think his team cheats, complains that College football and basketball has become too commercialized and that money is ruining the game(s).
This guy is also "Dont Flip The Bat Guy" and "Hand The Ball To The Ref" guy hahah
edit: i HATE dont flip the bat guy or thats not how the game should be played guy the most
This post was edited on 7/3/19 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 7/3/19 at 3:12 pm to WG_Dawg
I admit it -- I still like the quad and 3.50.
I've pretty much gotten over your mom, though.
I've pretty much gotten over your mom, though.
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