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Loose Women and Party Liquors destroyed my life

Posted on 6/4/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
984 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 9:25 pm
If only I could get a time machine...go back...
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 9:46 pm to
Write a country song
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 7:44 am to
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Loose Women and Party Liquors

Learned a lot about life with these two
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25172 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:51 am to
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If only I could get a time machine...go back...




And do it all over again but this time while wearing a Big Bird costume? Yeah. I'm the same way buddy.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:25 am to
Alcohol is trashy. Good for you for realizing that.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35949 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:27 am to
"Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

-Early Cuyler
Posted by Miznoz
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 3:44 pm to
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Alcohol is trashy.


So is being a no fun cuck
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12061 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 4:03 pm to
Maybe you could use said Time machine to go back and save your hat!
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 4:08 pm to
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Alcohol is trashy

In excess, and especially in denial- absolutely true.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
2843 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 7:03 pm to
How do you classify party liquors vs non-party liquors?Jack Daniels, Jaegermesiter, and most tequilas I would say are obvious party liquors, but where do you draw the line?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 7:11 pm to
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Alcohol is trashy. Good for you for realizing that.



You’re trashy
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:16 pm to
Your mom is trashy
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 8:22 pm to
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Your mom is trashy

Well of course she is.
She gave birth to me
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