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Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:08 pm to TT9
My peen... 
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:18 pm to PepaSpray
A guy walks into a bar in Ireland and sits next to an old timer who is drinking his whiskey and hanging his head. Guy orders whiskey and the old timer begins to talk.
"laddie you see this bar we're drinkin on. I built this bar from me own hands. I felled the tree, hand planned the wood, sanded and varnished it and look at it! It's perfect. You think they would call me McGregor the barbuilder, but no."
"That stone wall that runs down the entire main street. I built that with me own hands. Took my 5 years of dragging the stones out of the field, carrying them to the street, and placing them in the wall. You think they would call me McGregor the wall builder but no!'
He pauses and takes a long sip of whiskey.
"aye but laddy,"
"you frick one goat."
"laddie you see this bar we're drinkin on. I built this bar from me own hands. I felled the tree, hand planned the wood, sanded and varnished it and look at it! It's perfect. You think they would call me McGregor the barbuilder, but no."
"That stone wall that runs down the entire main street. I built that with me own hands. Took my 5 years of dragging the stones out of the field, carrying them to the street, and placing them in the wall. You think they would call me McGregor the wall builder but no!'
He pauses and takes a long sip of whiskey.
"aye but laddy,"
"you frick one goat."
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:37 pm to CNB
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:50 pm to TT9
How do you make a child cry twice?
After you murder her family wipe the blood on her teddy bear.
After you murder her family wipe the blood on her teddy bear.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 9:54 pm to InfantryDawg
Why was the boy frowning?
He had a frog stapled to his face
He had a frog stapled to his face
Posted on 6/7/14 at 9:54 pm to InfantryDawg
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit waits till you hit puberty to come on your face.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 9:54 pm to TotalRebel
Where did Suzy go after the explosion?
Everywhere
Everywhere
Posted on 6/7/14 at 9:56 pm to TotalRebel
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzy.
Who's there?
Not Suzy.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 9:57 pm to RebelNutt18
Highfive for extending my joke
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:25 pm to TT9
World's shortest joke:
Two women sitting quietly...
Two women sitting quietly...
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:32 pm to Stacked
Did ya hear about they gay sperm whale? bit the end off a submarine and sucked out all the seaman 
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:39 pm to TT9
two old drunks walking down the street stop at the corner and see a dog lickin his dick and balls, one says to the other, "damn I wish I could do that!" the other drunk says "well I reckon ya better pat him 1st" :lol
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:41 pm to TT9
what time did the china man go to the dentist? ah tooth hurty
Posted on 6/8/14 at 12:41 am to JoeMoTiger
A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are on an airplane. The plane starts to crash, but there aren't enough parachutes. The teacher screams "we can't all live! Think of the children!" The lawyer shouts "frick the children!" The priest responds "Do you think we have time?"
Posted on 6/8/14 at 1:42 am to cokebottleag
A dog walks into a saloon and says "I am looking for the guy that shot my paw."
Posted on 6/8/14 at 11:14 am to TT9
Do you know what the difference between jam and jelly is?
I can't jelly my cock up your mom's arse.
I can't jelly my cock up your mom's arse.
Posted on 6/8/14 at 11:28 pm to Stacked
quote:Thought you were going to say a Rising Star
What do you call a super model with a yeast infection?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 10:15 am to 870Hog
What do riding a moped and fricking a fat girl have in common?
They are both fun, but you dont want your friends to see you do it.
They are both fun, but you dont want your friends to see you do it.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 10:52 am to Pavoloco83
TT9 is a good poster
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